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# bollocks.
you're scared of them. It doesn't need a rational reason, you don't like them 'cos you're scared of them. Deal with it - I have tons of silly phobias and it doesn't make me less 'brave' in any proper sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:08, archived)
# Well,
they're fucking huge, and they could kick your head in very easily, or suck your brains out with that extra extensible mouth thing. Fear is reasonable under such circumstances, I feel.
(tomsk, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:13, archived)
# I with you on this one,
I say neigh to horses.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:15, archived)
# fine!
incidentally, spiders bite too, and bad things can hide more easily in the dark, and daddylonglegses make you go blind if they fly into your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:15, archived)
# AND
I have noticed that nearly all blokes are big girly girls about horses.
Wol is nearly the size of a horse and he's scared of em too.

Ya big poofs.
(Amerella, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:17, archived)
# I got kicked in the stomach
by a horse when I was 5, good enough reason to be scared of them..
cows are much better, especially hairy ones with big horns
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:19, archived)
# Fair enough for you then, childhood trauma like.
But I've been trod on, thrown off and farted at.
And I still ain't scared.
(Amerella, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:24, archived)
# That is a very good reason to dislike them.
I admit I'm a bit freaked out by them, however, seeing as this has sparked a big debate, I am willing, in the interests of scientific experimentalisation, to go horsey riding to see if it's any cop or not. What do you all think?
(tomsk, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:24, archived)
# I wouldnt,
you'll get eaten.
But if you do, it should be recorded as a remembrance to your bravery in the face of horses.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:27, archived)
# yespleaseyespleaseyespleaseyespleaseyesplease
I'll look after you, it'll be FINE and you'll love it, it's so much fun and I've wanted to go again for aaaaages and if you came too it'd be perfect, like I wanted to in Cornwall but we didn't, and I know you'll enjoy it, it's so great, please please please please please!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:27, archived)
# Lordy.
Okay then.
(tomsk, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:28, archived)
# I have an intense phobia of Baked Beans
This is not bullshit. Totally true. Caused by childhood trauma.

Who's got a stupider phobia than that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:32, archived)
# i *hate* haircuts
but baked beans wins.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:34, archived)
# Thank you.
I feel like Ive achieved something today now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:37, archived)
# I have a phobia
about dry cotton wool.
(Jim Pooley, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:48, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:33, archived)
# blimey - good luck
Mr P made me go snowboarding on the same pretence - I couldn't've been worse at it if someone had cut off my legs with a blunt and rusty razor blade first.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:34, archived)
# Good point -
I went snowboarding with tomsk despite having vertigo, and I went back out and carried on trying for 3 whole days.

I can now honestly say that I fucking hate it.
:)
I mean, fuck's sake, why don't I tie my feet together and throw myself down a rocky, slippery slope crowded with morons? WHY DON'T I?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:37, archived)
# I took someone boarding a few years back
on the chairlift, they said they suffered from vertigo. He didnt enjoy that holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:39, archived)
# Should have tried skiing instead
Boarding is for hippies. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:41, archived)
# skiing is for puffs
who wear one peice outfits

: P
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:44, archived)
# do it!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:27, archived)
# You'd have to go on a super easy one,
so you might be quite bored.

And it'll make your legs and bum hurt.

But if it stops you being scared, go for it!
(Amerella, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:30, archived)
# I'm not scared of horses.
And I shall prove it.
No-one believes me but I don't care.
(tomsk, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:35, archived)
# Sounds like a challange.
If you find yourself with time to spare and end up near bristol then hows about you come and ride my horse?

She's nice and not all that dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:45, archived)
# I'll believe it
if the good doctor can attest to your un-nervousness upon riding one.
(Amerella, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:46, archived)
# That cos
horses eat babies and spit acid.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:19, archived)
# and
they lay their eggs in your stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:34, archived)
# ...and yet not cows!
It's very odd, that. I had no idea so many boys were scared of horses.

Do you think it's from that period aged about 7 where all the girls are much cleverer than them, very scary and completely obsessed with horses? I just can't understand it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:22, archived)
# i like horses.
they have huge faces which make me laugh. and they only do those straw poos, not the horrible runny poos that cows do. my labrador used to eat hot horses poo on the beach when i walked her. greedy bitch that she is
(hazey, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:25, archived)
# *round of applause for hazey*
...well done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:28, archived)
# You do know that you can
catch Herpes, Diptheria and...erm...Aids from sitting on a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:32, archived)
# i wouldnt mind
so long as i could give them a banana afterwards and watch their silly rotatey mouth chew it. then laugh. ahhhh
(hazey, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:35, archived)
# Hmmmm could be Dr Freud.
Or maybe they're just big gay poofs.

Sorry I'll grow up now :)
(Amerella, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:26, archived)