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# I need to tap your wisdom
we got this for christmas and have no idea what it is? The inner square is CD size and when you bind all the laces together you can make a small box cover from it. Anyone encountered that before?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:43, archived)
# A
bum warmer?

(aka seat cushion)
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:43, archived)
# the square is CD size
no bum is that small.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:44, archived)
# A
sphincter warmer?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:45, archived)
# of goatse proportions
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:46, archived)
# it`s a small box cover, you eejit
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:44, archived)
# it's for public schoolboys
they use it to protect the upper surface of their helmets when the Master is caning their cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:45, archived)
# .
Its a chair cushion for a small chair. You tie the green ribbony bits around the chair legs.

For children that have piles... or midgets.
(andyb, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:45, archived)
# ooo
seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:46, archived)
# a cup cosy
?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:45, archived)
# stolen from Zyk0tiK!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:46, archived)
# wasn't it used to wrap a present up?
in a fancy kind of way
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:45, archived)
# It's obviously a toast cosy
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:45, archived)
# do you tie each pair of laces
round the legs of a hard dinning chair to make a non slip cusion for when the vicar of chalfont st giles is visiting

or... its a telly / brian glover
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:46, archived)
# monkey body armour
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a tablecloth

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:47, archived)
# You
clever man you.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:50, archived)
# at least somebody noticed!
(I was rather proud of that!)

arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:50, archived)
# i thought it was a mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Bah!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
#
did Super Tim do it for you?
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:55, archived)
# *slaps
Oh, I see what you mean . . .

*takes back slap


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(not sure if that reads as sarcastically as it was written...)


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
#
try using the '/imense sarcasm' it always works for me!

/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# It's
a cheap christmas present
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:49, archived)
# it's
a hat
(radja, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:50, archived)
# I bought one of those
(different textile) in upstate New York. It's made to hold bread when served on the table.
(Steiner, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:51, archived)
# so the Duke (*points up there)
was cleverer than we all thought!


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Its a Christmas Pudding warmer
They sell them in merica they do...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# maybe..
a tree decoration?
~Brenna
(whatsinaname, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 13:18, archived)
# it would seem like some kind of storage box.
perhaps for sewing equipment or knitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 13:22, archived)