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# It's Friday morning and Kat doesn't care for toast........

.......fussy minx.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:03, archived)
# Go for cereal instead!
heheh! WOO!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:06, archived)
# It has to be cat toast
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:28, archived)
# Toast is The Bollocks
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:34, archived)
# order online at
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:40, archived)
# The most expensive toast ever?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:42, archived)
# WOW!
is it a joke?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:43, archived)
# more ning,
Hooray for Fridays, I have a feeling everything's going to turn out just fine...
*dies in mysterious circumstances which form the central plot of the sequel*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:10, archived)
# 'Ning!
and more ning..!

you have a great style.. 'sgonna be a good Friday
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:12, archived)
# Nah . . .
That's March 25th . . . .

(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:17, archived)
#
pffft!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:26, archived)
# 'Ning!
That is woosome that is.

Edit/I also love the pop up ears
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:14, archived)
# buttered crumpet for me ta
phwooar
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:15, archived)
# What an excellent 'ning!

(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:16, archived)
# ha ha ha
ning you loon. You're in nice and early today.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:17, archived)
# Yup!


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:18, archived)
# woo!
TJ: "it's not what you expect from a doris day film"... news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/4212207.stm
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
'My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing.'


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:21, archived)
# ha ha
"..Instead they were confronted by Italian sex film - Tettone che Passione, which translates Breasts, What a Passion..."
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:21, archived)
# hahahahaaa!!!
"...we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."

arf! That'd be my excuse too!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:22, archived)
# again and again and again
and pause that bit . . . and again and again . . .

Arf!


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:23, archived)
# pfftt!
well, you never know, doris day may have popped up somewhere in there...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
"It was a pretty raunchy, explicit film, it certainly pulled no punches," Mr Leigh-Browne said. "There was kissing and stuff!"

"My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."
"It had been 40 years since my geronimo had seen any action, but after watching that my wife was insatiable, the dirty little minx!"
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:36, archived)
# haha

geronimo
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:39, archived)
# Sex movie mix-up shocks lay-about
A young man who bought a pornographic DVD from a pornographers was shocked to find a Doris Day film instead.

Mr Gimpson, from London, had been expecting to enjoy Tettone che Passione, which translates Breasts, What a Passion.

Instead he was confronted by The Pajama Game.

"No topless young women appeared... it's not what you expect from a grot film," Mr Gimpson said.

Local nuisance Mr Gimpson, 24, said he picked up the film, which was sealed in plastic wrapping, for £32.99 in deepest Soho.

"It was pretty boring but I masturbated until the end because I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

"The film became progressively less graphic, there was too much plot to it, it was just boring."

(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:54, archived)
#
pffft!
Wanking to Doris!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:07, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:14, archived)
# That
is rather splendid.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:23, archived)
# woo! Kat am yiff-tastic!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:28, archived)
# Maybe she really wants some,
she's just cat-atonic.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:31, archived)
# Lully
Ning!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:44, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:57, archived)
# yay
for toast!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:30, archived)