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# A quick one before work


morning everyone
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# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 8:33, archived)
# I've amused at least one person
my work here is done
:¬)
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# Arf!
Excellent. Most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 8:34, archived)
# in nearly a year
I think that is the first excellent I have got
so ta
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# I've just sent this to my friend who
is due to have a baby any minute now.
Hopefully this will induce laughter and a small person should follow.


Hi Ali x.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:07, archived)
# the missus will not be too happy
when I tell her I made another lady have a baby
;¬)
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# Sorry, went away for a while on a pointless errand for my boss...
A well deserved "excellent" indeed. Made me chortle on a grim Tuesday morning in Reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Marvellous
simple yet effective.
Have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 8:35, archived)
# and I'm 100% sure
that is the first Marvellous I have got
:¬)
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# It's even better
now I've seen the brian text.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 8:41, archived)
# :¬)
there's always some brian text, otherwise DTH tells me off
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# And now it's got
the fp it deserves. Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:08, archived)
# oh yeah
*grins*
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# bloody excellent!!!!!
- brilliant first thing to see on a Tuesday!

'ning!



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# ning ZW
ta :¬)
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# That is actually
simple and funny.

What more could you want?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 8:40, archived)
# thanks
The only other thing I could want right now is some breakfast

*tummy rumbles*
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# My tought
exactly!

* makes coffee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 8:48, archived)
# I've had coffee
but I'm really hungry, and in work stupidly early.

/needs food
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# Well if you count working from home as work...
...and me going on yesterday until 03:00...

9:30 is stupidly early as wel ;^)

That dutch time, that is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 8:56, archived)
# I was meant to be working from home
but I had to take the missus to the train station in Leeds, so I thought I might as well come in to work.
Bad mistake. The coffee bar doesn't open until 9.30 so I can't get any toast.
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# Seems like I'm just in time
to wish you bon apetit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 9:32, archived)
# it is open now
*goes to get toast*
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# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 8:44, archived)
# another one
*adds to collection*

:¬)
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# Excellent
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 8:44, archived)
# and another
soon I'll have all teh excellents!!!1111one

*tries to think of evil plan*

*fails*
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# umm
excellent!!??? ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 8:50, archived)
# just rub it in why don't you
;¬)
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# hahahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 8:46, archived)
# ta
I'll try and reply to everyone, don't want anyone feeling left out
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# pfft
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 8:53, archived)
# ta
:¬)
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# this did most make me chuckle loudly!
woosome and most excellent! now i'm off to a maths exam*...tara!



*is really not happy about this fact
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 8:59, archived)
# thanks
and good luck

maths is easy really, people just try and make it sound hard
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# Arf
Mails it across to heavily pregnant colleague
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 8:59, archived)
# yay
she will appreciate it more than most I guess
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# Splendid!!!
my first chuckle of the morning
(its a bloody shambles, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 9:02, archived)
# fingers crossed for lots more
I have to get some work done soon, I'm just hanging on here as long as I can.
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# Thats a great (and somewhat excellent) post
tres witty and tres woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 9:12, archived)
# *starts a new pile of tres*
ta :¬)
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# Hehehe,
nice :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 9:16, archived)
# thanks
morning mr would
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# inspired
top o'the woo!
(geetoo, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 9:27, archived)
# are you warming up for Thursday?
thanks
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# Woo
that's great that is
(yay for mutants, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 9:41, archived)
# thank you
thnk you very much

*takes a bow*
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# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Thank you and good morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:15, archived)
# no no
thank you and good morning
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# Surely there is a
clay pigeon related joke in there somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:50, archived)
# argh!
I was going to do that one later

*tries to think of new joke*
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# haha, that's great
woo to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 11:08, archived)
# thank you
you are too kind
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# Oh dear god he's replying to everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 12:10, archived)
# yes
yes I am :¬)

although I may have to stop soon, I nearly missed replying to you
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# i found that far too funny.
absolutely excellent.
woo
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# glad to hear it
thanks
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# Very good that.
Arf arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 21:01, archived)
# fank you
fank you
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# Exellent et Wooeth
Simple and effective. Are you still replying or what?
(l-rs, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 22:03, archived)
# yes
I am - I'm still here
Honest
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