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[challenge entry] Suddenly it all made sense...


First time Post, If you don't love it... I CAN CHANGE!!! Although I am officially a tit... I would care more about you theiving bastards if I had any money. Just had to cancel the bastards over the phone due to severe stupidity.

From the Mysteries of the Universe Explained challenge. See all 150 entries (closed)

(catfetish, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:23, archived)
# Fuck me. That's small.
/ I can see what it is now.
/Welcome to the board.
.
And only 677k.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:24, archived)
# It's times like these
That I love Dial-up
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)
# just wait 'til the last line of pixels
there's a twist you won't believe
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)
# /Waits



*Dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)
# "i'm not sure but it might come up massive-yep"
tis the funniest comment of the day
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)
# Argh
teh size!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:24, archived)
# Thank fuck I'm not here
BIGGER!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:24, archived)
# *squints*
Bollo...ah, where's the challenge


Edit: Much better size thanks, And woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:24, archived)
# Ooh!
Thanks for your credit card numbers :)

It's a good idea, but you might want to make it smaller and not have your credit cards not quite so clear in them :D
(Seaneeboy, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:24, archived)
# jots down numbers...FREE BOOZE
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)
# I just bought an Ipod!
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)
# it's definitely massive
can you fix it?

edit: not paying attention are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)
# what? where
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)
# BIGGER!
My computer at work only does 800x600!

EDIT: I can see it all at once now, I get it! Very good sir!
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)
# knocking everything else off the board
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)
# oh god no!
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)
# 677K
way too big... you`ll need to make it a link instead

edit the post and change it from <img src="http://..."> to

<a href="http://......">your hyperlink text</a>
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)
# It needs to be BIGGER!
(Andy-, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
thanks for the free stuff
(Three Percent Battery Remaining, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)
# yip.. with only minor tattyshopping you can still get the numbers
this is not a good idea, dear first time poster...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)
# I wonder if there's anyone on here that would actually steal his money
and is someone going to tell him that should probably be a jpg?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:35, archived)
# Well hopefully you just did
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:36, archived)
# hehe it`s probably not us he has to worry about
.. there`s over 30,000 other people registered to use b3ta, and many more who just browse!

totally agree - GIF is just silly for photos
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:37, archived)
# steal his money? It's gone!
Just donated it to that nice chap from nigeria who likes emailing me
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:37, archived)
# Collin Tommy?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:42, archived)
# could be!
he's a thoughtful bugger, always keeps in touch
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:43, archived)
# He's blurred the one above
but if anyone still wants to thieve, click here for original bigness. I won't be thieving, by the way.
(Andy-, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:37, archived)
# bastard
thief-aiding cunt
(catfetish, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha it`s not like he magically guessed your numbers!
you flippin` posted them :p

generally images should be maybe 500px wide at most, 280 if you fancy your chances at getting a front page, and as small as possible in terms of file size

for photographic images, you want to save as JPG, and for cartoony stuff / animations, you want to use GIF

have a squizz at the b3ta FAQ and also at Lemony`s wee optimisation thingie: www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation

we try to keep animations under 250K and static images under about 60-70K to help the dial up people
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:44, archived)
# *wonders what the numbers on the cards are*
*copys url of image and replaces 5 with 4 and then 3*
*buys ipods*
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:56, archived)
# you're
all scum
(catfetish, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 19:17, archived)