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[challenge entry] now we know what WWW really stands for


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(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:13, archived)
# ah, wibble
lovely.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:14, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
woo for Mort!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:14, archived)
# I'm really hating the talk board at the moment...
so i have a compo entry..

T - They're
A - All
L - Leotard (wearing)
K - Knobs
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:18, archived)
# *Leotard
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:19, archived)
# Compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:20, archived)
# The talk board
hates you too.

(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)
# So what you are saying is
"I cant make pictures and I dont have anything interesting to say"

Seems to me, you want another website.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)
# But wait
the pun on "bored"/"board" in his name is sheer genius*.


*may be untrue
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
# The feeling is reciprocated
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Does threadwasting on here
make us gayer ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
# and this
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
# You sir
Seem to be 'a bit of a gayer'

Perhaps you should write some poetry about how we've made you feel inside and put it in your livejournal?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
# I agree
Tenfold,
Us Talkies are better than thee!
(I helped save b3ta! Goriath, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:25, archived)
# Dont have one.
Funnily enough.
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# You missed out
"un" at the beginning of the second line.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)
# It'd probably cut into your hissyfit throwing time anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Diddums.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
# this is like a /talk day out
to the picture board.

*waves at picture people*
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:25, archived)
# *dances like a performing bear*

Are you allowed to bum on here ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# ooh, look there's an ickle cute one
*waves at*
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Can I take it home with me?
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)
# no
they might look nice, but they're dangerous.

besides where do you think you're going to keep it?
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# We could put it in the garden.
Pwease mummy, can we take it home? Can we? Can we?
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Don't be a cunt, you fishwhoring penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# What talent you possess.
The talk board is poorer without you.
Wait...no it's not. You're a mongy twat.
Go away, mongy twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# You tell us.
Perhaps you should start a blog about how you feel because people don't like you. It's the only acceptable polace to moan on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# What's wrong with leotards?
Eh? EH?
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Oh dear...
Go and write a song about how no-one likes you...you utter mong. What do you think we are? Your fucking 'What's the link to Artpad' bitches? If you're going to throw a hissy fit every time someone types something you disagree with are you sure you should be allowed out in public without a pair of blinkers in case you have to break down in the streets crynig about how no-one likes you, that you stink of piss, that women cross the road when they see you and that even your beloved emo blogspot friends think you're a a fucking no-hoper...

I've kind of forgotten where I was heading with this but you are a twat and you KNOW you only come over to /talk because secretly you love men and want to go to prison so big bubba can make you his bitch and widen your arsehole for all his friends so soil your even-goatse-would-cry ringpiece.

Cock nob shit head fuckspack...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:42, archived)
# *bums*
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:45, archived)
# What...no reacharound?
*clenches*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:46, archived)
# *remains in*
*folds arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:52, archived)
# *shimmies*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:55, archived)
# *standing ovation*
*congratulatory bumming*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Thank you, Sir...
You'll have to wait for Malchick to finish...unless you fancy starting a man train
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:55, archived)
# All aboard the 12.57 to Buggerville!
*PHWEEP PHWEEP!*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:57, archived)
# How rude of me.
A big woo to Mort too.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:41, archived)