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# sports day

(he smells terrible, before you ask)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:15, archived)
# how does he ...err... see?
:)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:16, archived)
# with his hands
hello? is it me you're looking for?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:18, archived)
# yes.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:20, archived)
# oh
well, I'm here- hi
*waves*
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:21, archived)
# WAY TO MOCK A BLIND MAN
/sulks
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:22, archived)
# *hugs*
*tries to comfort*
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:23, archived)
# :)
*hugs back*

I've had lots of beer

on a stomach which contains fuck all
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:24, archived)
# so it's shaping up to be a good night
and a not so good morning?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:25, archived)
# crap both probably
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:26, archived)
# I hope your time stops being crap soon
/doesn't like grandma to be sad
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:33, archived)
# what?
where?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:22, archived)
# Morning Doctor!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:24, archived)
# 'ning Doctor
just a quick lurk, while I do a bit of work tonight. And the odd ninja post of course!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:27, archived)
# W*RK??????
well, its good to see you Doctor!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:28, archived)
# yup, and I'm of to my pottery workshop in a bit...
Xmas orders! :(

Dunno what to make for fun tho - already done a cock and some boobies...
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:33, archived)
# a pottered Wogan!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:35, archived)
# A chinaman...
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:38, archived)
# Here!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:40, archived)
# That is seriously good!
Did you make all of them?

I thought item #4 said 'Oil Bummer'...
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:43, archived)
# Yes,
but I wouldn't recommend bumming anything in there - it's hurt!

I s'ppose you could use the 3 monkeys as a dildo - if you were desperate!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:45, archived)
# You are a tough master!
I doubt that I could do Sir El P justice!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:40, archived)
# Wank monkeys
or failing that cheery tomatos
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:36, archived)
# oh, maybe able to do a cheery tomato with my limited skillorz
no wanking, but here's a Monkey 3 way!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:39, archived)
# hahah
i'd buy a cheery
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:41, archived)
# I'll try for you!
but I warn you - it'll be shit!

And with that... I'm off!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:45, archived)
# will it bollox
your stuff is great
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:50, archived)
# That's fucking ace.
There should be more rhymey things.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:18, archived)
# Even if they are (crappily animated) reposts?
Don't mind if I do!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:24, archived)
# haha
yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhh bbooooooooyyyyyyyyyy!
/flava
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:07, archived)
# ..
yesterday upon the stair
i saw a man who wasn't there
he wasn't there again today
i wish that man would go away
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:18, archived)
# "Identity"
cracking film
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:19, archived)
# that reminds me of sartre
pretty intellectual for a girl who just spelled 'disgrace' wrong

mmmmmmnnnnnggggghhhhhhh!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:20, archived)
# *joey's*
brilliumpt picture by the way
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:21, archived)
# dis custard
disarm today. dat arm tomorrow
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:24, archived)
# Yesterday upon the stair
i saw a man who wasn't there
he wasn't there again today
he must be on B 3 T A
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:38, archived)
# Sorry for the threadjack but the world needs to know
Kitten Cannon

That this game is great!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:19, archived)
# I got 608 ft
but it won't let me submit my score :(
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:36, archived)
# Me neither
And... 931ft!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:41, archived)
# 1164
:D
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:44, archived)
# I doff my hat to you ma'am
My ninja hat, that is!

(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:59, archived)
# 1174
..and a screenshot to prove it (which means a lot around here...)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:08, archived)
# 1,569 ft
and a screenshot!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:42, archived)
# Huzzah - thou surely ruleth
bows head
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:44, archived)
# is that all? :)
701! and it let me submit!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:41, archived)
# That
Is soooooo goood!!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:43, archived)
# Pffft
that's a bit shit - the cat doesn't hit the explosives enough
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:47, archived)
# He eats through his SKIN!
He excretes through his PORES!
They call him OSMOSIS BOY!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:20, archived)
# you're too clever
stop it!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:28, archived)
# Did you manage to get out of your job?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:34, archived)
# gah!
Last time I stopped it took me two years to get the pilot light lit again.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha!
good enough for him!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:34, archived)
# Very nice
I like your style.


Minor threadjack as it's not worth a thread of its own. How's this for great website design?

It's SFW, a commercial site for a motorcycle ground anchor.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:34, archived)
# I've seen worse designs,
but that second picture is 1701 x 1263.
That's fantastic.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 20:39, archived)