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# Pub then tea?



Or tea then pub?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:16, archived)
# Tea at the pub
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:17, archived)
# You are the deviL!
AICMFP
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)
# A touch dear,
perhaps?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:19, archived)
# No, my
husband might get jealous, dear ;)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:29, archived)
# eat while you walk
meat & chips!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:17, archived)
# I fucking LOVE
meat 'n' chips.

I like the way it's called 'meat' - not pork, chicken, beef, lamb or any identifiable animal. Just 'MEAT'
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:20, archived)
# usually mixture of pidgeon & rat
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Mmm
weil's disease.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:30, archived)
# She should probably see a doctor about that
The drinking problem is one thing, but I'm pretty sure urine isn't supposed to be black :/

Edit: How rude! it is of course 'woo'
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:17, archived)
# It's Guinness
& cos it's a woman, it's probably Extra Cold
(her drink, not her urine)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)
# If you eat enough mints you can feel the mintyness in your willy
when you go to the toilent next. Trust me.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:20, archived)
# like if you wash with that "mint source" shower gel
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Ouch
That is all


I found this out a couple of years ago
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:26, archived)
# I found that out at Download this year.
A minty cock brings a tear to my eye.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:42, archived)
# How's she filling that glass then?
Dirty bitch and woo
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)
# *passes cloth to wipe mind*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)
# And her thighs.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:20, archived)
# now, now, talk nice:
That's poular recording artiste Little Nell
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:24, archived)
# From Rocky Horror?
I'd never have guessed. Very nice anime though
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:28, archived)
# The very same,
although I haven't seen the film.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:31, archived)
# I wouldn't bother
Over rated tosh, and the source of every wedding disco nightmare
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:33, archived)
# 1. pub
2.tea

3.

4.profit
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)
# this is my life

i found a five pound note on my way home from school the other day.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:20, archived)
# School?
What are you doing up!

Evenin!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:21, archived)
# yo!
it is getting late - but i though fuck it, i'm in a shit mood anyway and tuesdays are always shit anyway...!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:29, archived)
# AICMFP
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:22, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Are you at the stage where things don't cost in pounds, but pints?
With a rough conversion of 1 pint = £1.20. So you actually found 4.17 pints.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:23, archived)
# i wish
the pints in my pubs are costly

which is why i only drink vodka and apple sourz :) cheap and lovely!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:30, archived)
# ...
both?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:20, archived)