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# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:45, archived)
# yum yum yum
*gobbles*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:45, archived)
# finished
isketching?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:46, archived)
# yeah
my brain starts hurting after about three games
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:47, archived)
# yeah
tedium tends to set in
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:48, archived)
# yups
dishwasher
blob
blue
circle
spinning
environment?
ermmmmm....
*head a splodes*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Sounds familier
Passes time but can cause the senses to shut down till you become a shell of your former self and have to sit at you computer all day every day spelling words with z instead of s, 3 instead of e and other such nonesense.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:55, archived)
# i dunno
what you'r3 talking about, man!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)
# that man's crazeez
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:00, archived)
# pl34s3 shut up
w1th th3 l33t sp34k 0r 1 4m g01ng t0 pwn y0u 1n t3h d00f
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:04, archived)
# Daniel, please.
If I wanted to be Elite, I'd purchase a joystick and a space flying game...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:06, archived)
# ooo
proper words.

*huzzahs*

*Sips tea with little finger raised*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)
# Oooh la la
/adds some brandy

/joins in
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:47, archived)
# no brandy for me thankyou
i'm on the vodka

*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:49, archived)
# *picks up*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:50, archived)
# yoush knowsh watttts!
i wuv woooooo...... *dribble*

i miss the stats board :'(
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:51, archived)
# you have drunken logic down to a T
you had the random love quote and love for all in locality, then you tangented off onto a completely different topic which made you sad

that was fab

*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:53, archived)
# *bows*
well i am an actress dontcha know!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:54, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:55, archived)
# if butter is the devil's spunk
what is lard?
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:46, archived)
# mindpissed!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:47, archived)
# lard is the devils ear wax
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:48, archived)
# earwax
I thought that was Bovril...
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:50, archived)
# WOW!
nice username!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Mandrill
I used to be a mandrill, then I moved to Leicester. Be back on Friday tho
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Hehey!
Alright Salmon? you coming out at the weekend then?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:53, archived)
# get into
exeter at 5ish after a 6 hour coach journey. Will be out on friday, hows the Logic?
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:57, archived)
# The usual...
...loads of n00bs starting for xmas though...

look what I made just for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:00, archived)
# ta mate
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)
# Pffft hahahah
made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:30, archived)
# Lard
is the rendered fat of the corpses of diseased mal-treated animals.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:52, archived)
# Hello Mr Mo.
Are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Much better
now I've eaten this lard sandwich ;)

I'm going to be honest, I've been better, but I'm not bad :) Hope everything's well with you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:57, archived)
# things are looking up :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)
# yay!
I'm pleased for you mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)
# then what's cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:46, archived)
# cheese
a: churned devil spunk?
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:48, archived)
# So margarine
is less bad for you devil spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:46, archived)
# only
marginally so
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:49, archived)
# mm I remember that
from Brain Damaged back in 1990....

(but you did illustrate it better)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:48, archived)
# Nope
It's even older than that... 1986, in the book "How To Be A Complete Bastard" by Adrian Edmondson. An advert just like that one. With the exact same wording.

/smug
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:39, archived)
# No you are wrong!
Margarine is the devil's "spunk"
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:50, archived)
# long time,
how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:51, archived)
# I don't think the margarine marketing board
would say "margarine is the devils spunk" do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:57, archived)
# well, if his spunk is that good on toast
i bet he gets all teh ladies
(broccoli holocaust, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha
haha
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:51, archived)
# And spunk
is the devil's butter
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:55, archived)
# Butter
the devil you know...
(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:00, archived)
# *coughs*
apostrophe!
(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)
# You have read
"How to be a Complete Bastard" by Adrian Edmondson IIRC AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:05, archived)
# coolaboola
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Yes
it didn't look right and I couldn't quite figure out what was wrong.

If it's any consolation, nobody else has ever spelled my surname correctly. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)
# it's about 90% of the time they get it wrong
it's not too bad 'til you get letters from the government and they spell your name wrong...

edit: it's just one of those things I s'pose :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:11, archived)
# i shall send it in the post first thing in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:20, archived)