b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 5328586 (Thread)

# Top up The Tea's Mum is a kindred spirit
Urge her to sign up by posting below :-)

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:13, archived)
# Sign now - or the Kittins get it
/should convince anyone

Come on, sign up - B3ta: A slice of fun away from 'real' life!


I should of been a Negotiator
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:14, archived)
# Oh no!
Sign up please, for Kitten's sake!
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:16, archived)
# yeah sure, that's a neato and so on...
I found a load of photos someoen took of emaciated addicts posing like they were in FHM once, need to find them again, but can't, can anyone help?
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:14, archived)
# emaciated
addicts?is that like telly addicts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:16, archived)
# sure
an addict is an addict, there has to be something seriously wrong with you to watch Noel Edmonds
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:17, archived)
# Hmmmm Deal or no Deal?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:18, archived)
# erm,
yes.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:21, archived)
# channel 4 - 4.30ish
great to see him back on teh telly
www.channel4.com/4money/ontv/deal_or_no_deal/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:22, archived)
# aww cock.
I thought we got rid of the munchkin once and for all (I did like the way he went ballistic when they gotcha'ed him)
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:27, archived)
# I
like him so much I am tempted to do a 50 ft bungie jump using a 100 ft long bungie cord, all in the name of family entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:19, archived)
# make sure its on primetime saturday night!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:20, archived)
# sign up!
fez's are great things too!

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:14, archived)
# haha - it's funny because it's my mum!
hello mum! :)
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:14, archived)
# Does she know what she's getting herself into?
Won't be offended by lots of CDCs?
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:19, archived)
# haha
certainly not!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:20, archived)
# bum pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:23, archived)
# naaaah
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Tub girl? Goatse?
Just checking.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:25, archived)
# i might
write a list of things to avoid...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:26, archived)
# deffo DTH
and maybe mongychops


EDIT: all of teh puns!!!

*cowers*

*crys*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:28, archived)
# don't you diss the Punmaster General
/apprentice punmaster.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:30, archived)
# Not even Dave the Hat?
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:26, archived)
# oh no!
she'll be scarred for life!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:27, archived)
# Wou...woul... would
love to see her on the board!
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:15, archived)
# i see where she gets her good looks from

*signs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:15, archived)
# abso-blimmen-lutely
*signs*

*twice*

The world has so much to thank her for.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:16, archived)
# rarrr
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:18, archived)
# She cannae take it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:20, archived)
# AYE
The spacking, Cap'n! THE SPACKING!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:21, archived)
# despite having watched countless episodes of Star Trek,
I still can't understand a single word of Scottish.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:32, archived)
# don`t worry too much.. he wasn`t really Scottish
.. he was Welsh
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:34, archived)
# computer says
no
(I helped save b3ta! TN, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:18, archived)
# don't sign up 'cause girls are icky and can't make funny jokes!*


*meh! that reverse psychology stuff never works


and you spelled mom wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:19, archived)
# beware!
they're all nerds
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:20, archived)
# Also
in other news... horse is an alien!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:21, archived)
# pfftt
your MOM'S a nerd!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:21, archived)
# my mum's a fish
my dad is intergalactic space

my grandma was a chinese takeaway in burnham-on-sea
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:30, archived)
# Hooray for
inter-galactically, cross-molecular breeding!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:34, archived)
# *signs*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:35, archived)