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# Who can make the best phrase on a calculator*
Mine (this one actually made up by a friend though)



*idea may have been raped from malchick
(Ukatoton, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:10, archived)
# argh my eyes!!!!
(i am definitely not a towel (or simon pegg), Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
this!
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:13, archived)
# pfft
u s0 l337
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:12, archived)
# Using the Hexidecimal function and the memory
you can make it go

F0C 0FF
CABBA9E

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:16, archived)
# *rolls eyes*

evening sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Hello Sex kitten!
MWAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:19, archived)
# oh! call me a sex kitten!!!
*shocked*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:20, archived)
# I did!
*giggles like Mutley*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:23, archived)
# Dear Mr Cheeky Boy!
That is very rude and I am shocked.

Yours shockedly
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Dear Mrs Veritas
i have noticed and am shocked to notice that your signature is also a lot better than mine. Please change it because my signature is never going to improve.

Warm regards
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:19, archived)
# Dear Miss Tea
Would you like to try this one?


Much love and affection,
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:24, archived)
# Dear mrs lovliness and sexyness on a stick
i love that signature and am stealing it.

thanks

regards

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:26, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:33, archived)
# 'ning Darrrrrling!
xx

Nice Signature!
*has clearly missed the signature bandwagon...*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:21, archived)
# you've not missed much really
just write stuff as a letter then sign it.
i'm rubbish at letters :P
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:27, archived)
# OK
*would dig out tablet, but it's too much effort tongiht*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:32, archived)
# *huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:27, archived)
# *enjoys*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:31, archived)
# Can I shag
your rather sexy signature?
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:23, archived)
# Which bit?
The wine bottle or the glass?

Or do you mean this one?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:25, archived)
# You could even upgrade it to a PC
and just type "Twat off cuntbucket"
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Ah, But I used to do that in the days before teh PC at home!
/very old person blog
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:21, archived)
# And I used to do it with the crappy building blocks with letters on.
although I couldn't spell "bucket" properly

(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
Winnar.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
Cunty bums!
Sounds a bit like "fisting".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:19, archived)
# we're up to our elbows in fisting jokes around here aren't we.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:23, archived)
# It won't cause any 'arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:25, archived)
# I think it's going to go deeper than this...
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:26, archived)
# :)
that deserves to win the turner prize
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:19, archived)
# yes
like that

(I helped save b3ta! coco, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:19, archived)
# Heehee
That am rude.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:20, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:20, archived)
# arf/chuckle


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:21, archived)
# hehehe - winner!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:22, archived)
# pffft
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm
(osiem, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:23, archived)
#
(Ukatoton, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:29, archived)
# excellent!
pissflaps is such an excellent word
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:34, archived)
# "I like This!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:29, archived)
# Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a related image of yesteryear.

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Yours,
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(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:19, archived)
# I have a posh one
So I can write things with actual letters, thus raping it of all fun. Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:40, archived)