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# Meanwhile, at Hell's Xmas party.......
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:15, archived)
# hehehe!
daft!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Don't like the stuff myself
must be the weird sugary egg taste of it. :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:17, archived)
# 10.5 yolks
in every bottle dontchaknow
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:19, archived)
# it's one of those useful drinks
that arrives as a cocktail ingredient, then remains in the cupboard until you're so desparate for a drink you'll drink anything. then when you do drink it, it's not so bad after all.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:19, archived)
# The voice
of experience?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:22, archived)
# And you've never
been there yourself ?

(also useful for when ageing aunts come visiting)

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)
# No, I don't drink*


*may be 100% of a lie

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:26, archived)
# You didn't need to add the "*"
My
100% of a lie detector was zigzagging like buggery.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:29, archived)
# i love that phrase
"...like buggery"

hehe
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:32, archived)
# I've always been a bit puzzled
"Bugger" is considered an almost acceptable word,
whereas
"Fuck" is a very bad sweay word.
Yet when it comes to sexual practices I know which one turns my stomach !
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:38, archived)
# It turns your stomach?
You're doing it wrong.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:41, archived)
# a) wanna quick bugger?
b)wanna quick fuck?



who wins YOU decide!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:41, archived)
# "Buggery" is an official legal term
Where as 'fuck' isn't.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:41, archived)
# Good Point.
I'm not sure that explains the social acceptability of the word though ?

But it might.

Still confused.

Bugger ! Fuck !
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:53, archived)
# For me the voice of experience is very similar to Darth Vader at the end of revenge of the shit
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(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)
# good pasting
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:04, archived)
# yep
and proud of it
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:42, archived)
# I love it.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Doesn't that make his drink a snowball?
It wouldn't last five seconds in the fiery pits. :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:17, archived)
# clever stuff here
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:19, archived)
# are you a drunk?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Yes
Oh, you weren't talking to me?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:21, archived)
# yes
i have a nascent stomach ulcer because of it. *sigh*

*opens mouthwash*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:22, archived)
# just be sick...
...never works but its fun to watch
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:33, archived)
# Dante
reported that the lowest circle of Hell was cold.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:40, archived)
# Ooh
Woo!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha!
wonderful
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:22, archived)
# marvellous
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:22, archived)
# hehe


but yours has more talent.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:23, archived)
# sorry
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:24, archived)
# I love his expression
Distinct lack of jollity.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Looks like a big jelly baby!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:52, archived)