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Lemony and GrandmaOfAlphabets bring you:

A FUCKING BOARD EVENT!

you should cunting know the rules but if you don't:

1. 6 pence ish price clothing
2. only stuff in arms length ish
3. nobody sexier than me
4. judges allowed to take as long as we bleeding well like
5. no bum touching
6. parabolic curves disallowed due to protocol 7a in the chartered eel convention.

have fun

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:00, archived)

OH MY THIS IS SUCH A SURPRISE

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:01, archived)

i am lost for words

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)

give me your address and I'll send you a bobbin of cotton

and a needle

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)

they are my favourite jeans

100% fact...

and I wouldn't have them any other way

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)

fucking students!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)

now thats not very nice

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)

bloody fucking students?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)

that's better

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:09, archived)

touch my bum

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:09, archived)

it would be easier to touch your knee

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:10, archived)

midget!

Kittyvomit will be after you now!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)

why would i ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:12, archived)

because I very much resemble Nick cave and am 3 foot tall

convert as geographically neccesary

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:13, archived)

nick cave things is good

but your to short.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)

and i want proof

that you look like nick cave

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)

ice ice baby

dun dun dun dun da da dun dun

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)

I remember when you sent me

that picture to be lovingly vectored

and you were all "DON'T USE ME YOU HO"

I'm going to save this picture now and hilariously use it all the time

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)

what picture?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)

I saved it just then

hahah

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)

I'll send you the bobbin if you keep it to yourself

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)

ok dokey

I'll keep it to myself haha

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)

how does a summer wedding sound to you ?

so i take it your a singer ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)

i occasionally stand in front of groups of people and open my mouth

... some may construe it as singing, but they need help.

edit: song in profile.

/whoring myself

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)

in a band ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)

yeah. We won't be on TOTP anytime soon though

Six String Law

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)

well totp is shit.

if the coctuea twins turn it down then it must be crap. always follow the judgement of a bunch of mad scotts.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)

ah yes

Gordon Brown is a great politician....

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)

i doubt he can warbble like liz fraser tho..

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)

it's "you're" :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)

and 'too'

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mikenco, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)

i can barely remember my phone no.

let alone bloody spelling. it's like being at school again.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)

*fetches caine

isn't it cosy here in the corner :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)

pft. fuck off.

and now your gonna say i'm being touchy and silly. gah.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)

no! hee hee!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)

meh

i alright feel like enough of thick spack without everyone picking the fact i can't spell.
i'm gonna go and be emo now !!!!! and listen to my chemical romance.

sod that

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)

i'm sorry

wasn't intended, just an excuess to
post my Ped ant :( now i feel bad
coz you're kinda sexy n you made me
tea
please forgive me

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)

only kinda sexy ? pft

haha.
i'm just in a foul mood today..work and keep having panic attacks..feel a bit odd.
i'm sorry.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)

well i woulda jus left it at sexy

but didn't wana come on too strong ;)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)

pft...men !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)

I was referring to my penis

sheesh... bloody fucking students

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)

hahaahah

"bobbin"

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)

*shakes zimmer frame!!*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)

hahahahahahahaha. truely stunning

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)

hahaha

studentsville! woo! :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)

yeah, bah

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)

i miss it man

i can smell the festering dishcloths and cheap linoleum now. *sigh*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)

FRON FRON FRON FRON!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:07, archived)

ZONK ZONK KABOOSH!!!

ZONK ZONK HYNARRRR!!! ZAP ZAP ZAP!!

*Repeat 'till fade*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)

Those 'pine' doors...

those off-white walls...
that lino...

it could only be-
HALLS!
*dramatic music*

(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)

arse...that's me out...unles I wear a keyboard

edit...

why the fuck I have sunglasses within arms length in winter ??

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:01, archived)

because your futures so bright?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:12, archived)

top class*

*glass

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:13, archived)

hhahahahahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)

All I can reach is the wife.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)

go get some scissors

and cut up the carpet

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)

I can't reach the carpet

and I'm not allowed scissors.

*cannot be trusted not to run*

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)

Hahahahaha that made me laugh like I'd caught a rare

Fron in the face

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:07, archived)

you may be gay

but you make me laff!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:10, archived)

I'm not gay.

I've been married for ages, whereas I don't know ANY gays who are married yet.

Summer weddings are much nicer.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)

you're so gay

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)

No, look:

www.extremephotography.co.uk/gallery/photo.php?p=192

I'm the not gay one.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)

Go get some scissors

and cut up the wife.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)

wear her like a hat

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grey matter, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)

I'd join in,

but I don't know how much 6 pence is in in euros.

Why don't you islanders use real money?

(Pelle ghola, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)

we're too busy being cunts to change our ways

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)

I have nothing to say to that but:

(Pelle ghola, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)

Euros you say...

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mikenco, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)

im not sure i quite captured the idea but...

i used a bottle opener on the ear to give me an earring, a bendy ruler in the mouth, a pen under the nose and vodka on my head. Making me a long-tongued pikey drunk with a silly moustache

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extra crispy cock, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)

best type of pikey drunk!

nice work

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)

You are Ben Gibbard

AICMFP

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)

i googled

then was insulted.
but i forgive you

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extra crispy cock, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)

Different one.

Not that poncy singer.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)

oh riight!

haha
my mistake, sorry

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extra crispy cock, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)

don't let go

of that ruler.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)

hahaha

I have shit loads of crap in arms length, will be back in a bit.

will edit here.

Ok the horse wasn't quite in arms reach.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i give up my crown! :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)

this should be the image challenge

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)

I AM THE ALPHABET

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:10, archived)

I LOVE LAMP

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extra crispy cock, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:13, archived)

it was

ish

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:10, archived)

and what was the b3ta image challenge about robots based on?

THE GRANDMA&LEMONYBOARDEVENT!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)

and my boy won!

may be lies

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)

no he didn't

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)

was goodness personified

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)

Sorry!

I have never witnessed this before

/and unfortunately can't enter as i only have clothes and a camera phone

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)

we have the technology

we can rebuild him

i just don't want to spend a lot of money

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The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)

hhahahahahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)

I rebuilt myself

as a murderous Barry Scott

made from shite in kitchen drawers

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)

HURRAY!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)

first event for me as well :-S

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)

I love this.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)

cilit bang !!!!!!!!!!

my dad named my ferret after barry scott

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)

Arf!

Good taste hehe

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)

And one more hehe

The last one wasn't great.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)

you strange boy.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:46, archived)

*huffs*

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:50, archived)

*hugs*

hows you ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:53, archived)

I'm very well, thanks

You keeping well?

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)

i'm ok

bit bored.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)

I used

a lightbulb, some Sellotape, a remote control, a DVD case, a glass of orange juice, three bits of fluff and some cum.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)

hmmmmmmmmmm

I really can't tell

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)

I think

it's a fairly good likeness.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)

oh god

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)

you're a fucking star!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you're on the crimbo card list

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)

the worst part was

i made the calculator say 'BOOBIES', but you can't see it cuz i've had too much wine and my neck wouldn't bend the right way. :/

edit: HAHAHAH the pens change side! BLOOPER REEL! hahaha

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)

I thought that was intentional

that's what had me laughing

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)

no the colour change was deliberate

but the fact that 'SONY' flicks back and forth was a total accident. I'm not walking advertisment, sunshine. ;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:34, archived)

hahahaha

winner!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)

Yeah!

(Pelle ghola, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)

Hahaha!

10/10 for effort there!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)

inspired use of a calculator.

woo for you

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)

you go to ikea

aicmfp

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)

i'm stopping at my folks' house until Saturday

AISYFP. ;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)

you're drinking their wine

aistfpb

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)

dammit, have a fiver. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)

ha ha!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)

heeeeere's me....

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)

fantastic!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)

For the first time ever

I have reason to look forward to being an eye-spacker in my old age.

Thank you.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)

hahahaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)

Haha!

Which John are you supposed to be? :P

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)

I'll be Flansy

I'm not quite sexy enough to be Linnell.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)

top spongage

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)

animate it hard!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)

bionic eyes are ace

woo and yay

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)

cheers!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)

Sorry it's a bit late

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)

hahahaha

you look like the evil nazi in indiana jones and teh lost arc

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)

^ this

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)

Hmmm you may have a point there..............Doctor Jones.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)

hahaha

http://www.b3ta.com/board/5561758

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)

Shouldn't you be cutting up dead folk

on Channel 4?

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Cunthorse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)

Hahaha

nice lens and filterage :D

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:44, archived)

These are all about in arm's length...

My computer area is a tip...

Edit: And you said 6p man... so that's why the can is there.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)

Nice!

great work

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)

I can time travel with elephant power.

And listen using dangling speakers.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)

and you drink stella too

excellent. See you at the bash!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)

That's my dad's.

It's my science experiment.

It's been there for about 3 weeks.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)

Ace you can walk on walls

and so can your furniture

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)

Haha!

why have you got hand cuffs? :P

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)

They were given to my mum by her ex-colleagues

Since she always rhetorically chained them to their desks.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)

Finaly

managed to recharge my cam batteries.

Juicecarton feet
Plasticbag thorax
Iron fist!
Pizzabox arm
Raindeermeatballtincanhat
And my seven year old pair of favorite pants

EDIT: Too bad the bellybuttonhole didn't quite work.

Hot NSFW image

(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:13, archived)