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# A question for the males of b3ta that have never tried anal
If you could try the whole prostate thing, experience all the pleasures, and no-one would ever know (if teh lady-friend was involved she would not remember), would you?



Edit: Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:15, archived)
# no








(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:16, archived)
# ;)
your secret is safe with me...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:18, archived)
#
all of them in fact.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:19, archived)
# she just loves kiwi on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:20, archived)
# ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:22, archived)
# where did the raccoon go?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# have you read my profile?
Jessie put my racoon down last year, because it was rabid
that's when i became a cock :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# must...resist...obvious...joke...


~NnnGHHhh~
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# *must resist Jessie...*
*crumbles*

*snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# slaaaaag
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# someone say raccoon?
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# no
It's "not up my alley"


But if you were asking if I would kiss a nice looking man, well thats a different thing entirely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:18, archived)
# The question doesn't really involve other men at all
...unless you'd want it to
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Ah, so the question is
Would you jam a rod up your arse for fun?



no, no I wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:21, archived)
# If it were able to give me arousal...
...hell, why not.

*wants arousal*
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:18, archived)
# It's a fine question sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:21, archived)
# oh, it wasn't a proposal then....
*loses interest*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# It's a shame it still requires contact with people :(
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Not necessarily
I've seen it done solo to wonderful effect
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# \o/
My! This certainly is going to be the best finding since sliced bread!
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# You should warm it first, it feels better
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Warning: Toast is not your erection's friend
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# One question though
how exactly does one perform this technique? Anything else required apart from sticking things up your bum?
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# A little research as to where you're aiming for
(or just having a play with angles until it starts feeling really nice)

I hear propping a leg up can help with this quest.
And vibrations are rarely that bad either :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# You forgot to mention copious amounts of lube......
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# yes
arf arf!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:18, archived)
# I have tried Anal Sex...the girlfriend loved it
Although the willy took a bit of cleaning afterwards :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:18, archived)
# ha ha!
i used to date a sexy nurse and she always talked
about how much she wanted to fuck my arse with a strap-on....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:18, archived)
# and now you make no "parp" when you fart
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:20, archived)
# *flabbergasted!*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Is that what that word means then?

:O

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:22, archived)
# ha ha! i dunno
it just seemed to fit
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# My ex kept trying to persuade me to try the same thing
For some reason, it never really appealed.
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Your secret is safe
with the entire internet...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Also no :\
What an unusual question.
I'm hungry. Where's the duke?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:19, archived)
# He's due at 12.30
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:22, archived)
# The male ring
should be a one-way device (except for the odd scratch)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Why not
It doesn't make you an instant gay
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:20, archived)
# New Instant Gay!
*Just add water*
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Nope
...and I hear it has certain FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC advantages :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# So they say ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:27, archived)
# yep
i would :o) life to short to not try things
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:20, archived)
# I agree
I'll try anything once, except smack and morris dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# morris dancing
are you mad - thats like taking a bungie jump into a lawn mower! high risk sports i tell ya :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Why?
what's wrong with smack?
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# I hear it can give you
a bit of a gyppy tummy sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Heheh
'ning sir, hope you be ALL of teh wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# i am well thank ya
have you seen my new pics?? hows you on this fine day :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# I'm on a day off
Still in my pajamas and wasting my morning (and recently, afternoon) on b3ta.

They go too quick :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# they do go way to fast
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Yep
*winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Then you should
Life's too fucked up to miss out on experiences you have no reason not to fulfil
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:27, archived)
# too true
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Sold.
I'm off to the bogs, back in 10 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# yeah, i probably would
no reason not to try it.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Braw pic!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# nice attempt to alter the subject...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# i say
yes, why the hell not? Everything's good. Well, not everything, but most things are worth a try at least once.
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Wed 3 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# one thing i really don't get:
most blokes seem to believe that doing a lady up the wrong'un is one of the highest goals in the world of sex, yet those same men, if asked to try it t'other way round, seem to regard it as some form of aberration. this despite the demonstrable presence of a prostate, and all the fun that can entail, in a man, and its equally demonstrable lack in a woman. odd, that. can't help but think that many, many men aren't 100% comfortable with their sexuality...
(I helped save b3ta! hubris, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:50, archived)