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theres a coule of tracks downloading now

as soon as audiogalaxy quits being a dick. best punk song ever has to be NOFX's 'My Vagina' just cos every time I hear it I nearly wet myself.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)

NOFX

best.live.band.ever. no debate.

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:38, archived)

Who are

the best dead band ever? :)

I can't imagine seeing any dead band being all that great :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)

alice

in chains?

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:41, archived)

best dead band ever

lynyrd skynyrd, no doubt about it. or 50% of the beatles.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)

i meant... oh never mind...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)

i understood

it's okay.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)

Yay!

for my arch nemesis :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:52, archived)

yay you too, crazy man!

...there's so much love on this board...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)

Oh no

you're not going to sing britney are you?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)

i once played triangle

for a mates live acustic performance of hit me baby one more time. classic intro: "this is dedicated to the guy who broke my nose this afternon"

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:04, archived)

Marvelous

Triangles: one of the most metal instruments in the world, after bells and big fuckin' gongs. :)

I have been known to play air-triangle at metal nights before. But thats because i'm very silly.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:07, archived)

air triangle?

i have a new hobby. i am listening to social distortion, playing air triangle and saying 'ting'.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:09, archived)

air triangle

rocks!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)

HEY STOUFFER

you gotta try this, dude, you'll love it, it'll ting those blues away. ting. ting.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:15, archived)

TING TING TING

TING TING TING TING TING TING TING. man, i love air triangle

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)

hooray

mission accomplished. and i'm off the edge.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)

Not on my lovely

1280x960 screen you arent ;)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:24, archived)

im on an 800 x 600 laptop

so shittibums to you. this is a very long thread isn't it?

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:29, archived)

not

long enough :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)

Try for a

record?

(Frustrated IT Support Person - now with added network support., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)

nooo

people start doing this "make it to the edge! Break the record!" stuff at 2 in the morning on weekends when they are V.v.v.v.v. drunken... and now we're doing it on a schoolday...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:49, archived)

falling off the edge

if we try really hard do we fall off the edge? Are there elephants holding the b3ta world up?

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Staticgirl, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:57, archived)

what's got three legs and lives off dead beetles?

paul mcartney and his girlfriend.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)

Buddy Holly

maybe

(HoTWire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)

of course the Beatles have changed musical direction now

they're just playing drum n' bass apparently

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isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)

that is brilliant

i like that a lot.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:52, archived)

best dead band?

not so much a band, more of an artist....
frank zappa frank zappa frank zappa frank zappa frank zappa frank zappa frank zappa frank zappa
(i quite like frank zappa)

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DaWolfey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:55, archived)

and so does my

dad

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isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:14, archived)

live version of 'together on the sand'

"we walked down to the water,
as i fucked yur grandma's daughter.."
just listening to SD's 'i was wrong' its well headnoddy.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)

aaah

me too. yeah it's not like throw yourself around music, but best being dumped album ever(note pathetic plea for more sympathy)

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)

sympathy sympathy

what was her reason?

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)

pffft

god knows. i can only assume that she's homosexual.

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)

obviously.

best song to plunge you even further into depression: "Even Hitler had a girlfriend" by the Mr T Experience or "Feeling Bad" by nerfherder

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:48, archived)

so have you only just been dumped then?

you need Leonard Cohen in that case.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)

leonard cohen...

now theres morbidness on a stick. but great at times of self-absorbed-self-pitying-ness. Like when youve been dumped....

(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:21, archived)

if you wanna laugh

find something by The Frogs.

Anything.

Do that now and tell me what you think.

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)

"grandma in the corner

witha penis in her hand"???

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)

upon listening

everyone should download that. grandma in the corner with a penis in her hand saying no no no no no

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:55, archived)

absolutely

and that's the whole song.

How about the one about Jerry Lewis touching up cripples?

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:58, archived)

i gotta

find me that...

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:01, archived)

I assumed you had heard of them,

clearly I was wrong.

I've never met anyone who's heard of them. They're cracking.

Also see, I'm Evil, Jack, and Who's Sucking on Grandpa's Balls if Grandma Ain't Home Tonight. Or something.

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:03, archived)

i have a new favourite band.

theyre lovely
- and crippled
and crippled
- yes crippled

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:06, archived)

Yay!

If I had one convert, I knew it would be you.

Fookin' hilarious. Maybe one to play at top volume to annoy the neighbours.

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)

thank you for this epiphany

thy are amazing.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:13, archived)

We should make Stouffer play air triangle

to that stuff, that'd cheer him up.

You listenin' Stouffer?

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:18, archived)

he seems to like

air trianlge.
(see above)

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:20, archived)

i'm just

firing up kazaa, and i shall be joining in the frogs fest imminently

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)

nah

'and you will know us by the trail of dead' take that acclaim. Im just interupting your conversation but i dont care.

(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:41, archived)

nofx kick them dead.

"i had my finger up her..
country music playing on the radio...."
download any track off nofx's "i heard they suck live", its the most inaccurate title ever.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)

laughing

is a different matter altogether. they aint that funny, but live, they are undoubtably the best. gonna see them again in london on may 1st, theyd better be as good as last time otherwise i'll be well miffed...

(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)

Therapy?

used to put on a good live show - The Dickies weren't bad. Lagwagon were ok. Urm - I saw Iron Maiden a few years ago - that sucked.
But the best live band I've seen? That would have to be Propagandhi.

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helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)

i like propagandhi sometimes

but a lot of the time they are too damn political. i am off to see lagwagon at the deconstruction tour in a few weeks, which should be cool.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:00, archived)

I stagedived

for the first (and only) time in my life at a Therapy gig.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)

blimey - last time I saw threapy?

was in the Barfly -if you werethere, you sure there was room to stagedive?

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:07, archived)

i saw [spunge] in the barfly

and there was sweat dripping off the ceiling, it was that packed and airless. good gig though.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)

it's always like that in there -

old peole ever go to any gigs at the White Horse i think it was, on Hampstead hill. Really really small with a low ceiling... Saw Farside there (no, not that one) and they were amazing. V annoying bloke in the crowd - so everyone picked him up and held him flat against the ceiling. Guess you had to be there tho...

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:21, archived)

it was at ULU (ahem) a while back. My band was supporting them and I managed to run from backstage and jump off the front of the stage. And the White Horse in Hampstead brings back lots of memories...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:37, archived)

Yay! In that case you are the only person

I know aside from the people i went with who's ever been to the White Horse. Your bands called...?

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:46, archived)

my band WAS called

*hangs head in shame* Loveblobs

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:52, archived)

QOTSA

was a good gig in Camden, which is a very small place for me to not notice that Nick Oliveri did the last track naked... and quicksand always kicked ass too...

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:03, archived)

My,

you really weren't paying attention were you?!

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:04, archived)

well allow me to retort

The Ramones were the best band live ever if you don't mind. All You Young Punks - pah! Why, in my day......

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)

valid

point. well made. hey ho, let's go

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)

woo!

the ramones!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:49, archived)

fair comment

i suppose. not that i can comment on their abilities performing live cos i was too young but a very good band. you must be well old :)

(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:55, archived)

look

we've got our own little ramones fan club tucked away at the bottom of the thread

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:57, archived)

Yay!

Can I join? Anyone heard the Sh-sh...s..shirehorses version of hey ho?

(Frustrated IT Support Person - now with added network support., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:04, archived)

yeah

its brilliant. "hes not in the garden..... or in the bedroom with a hard-on..."

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:08, archived)

Damn right!

...Joe's fucked off! *der ner, der nernernerner*

I thought I was taking over the thread-killer mantle there...

Hang-on, there's still time!

(Frustrated IT Support Person - now with added network support., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)

i'll save

you the chore and kill it for you....

(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)

Thanks!

Damn!

(Frustrated IT Support Person - now with added network support., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:30, archived)

i was gonna make a good joke

but it relied on my surname which i hate so will not reveal. so no joke.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:57, archived)

is it

ramone?

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:58, archived)

nope

thats an okay surname.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)

Is it

Huntymints?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:09, archived)

it is now.

Mike Huntymints. brilliant.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)

is it

HUNT?

Bollocks too late

/coat

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:16, archived)