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(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)
# looks a bit like an absolut ad
nice facework though, maybe leslie ash could have given you a call
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:18, archived)
# oo fuckin'ell - what HAS
she done to her lips? They're only supposed to use a tiny bit of arse fat, not an entire cheek's worth per lip! She looks like a spitting image cariacature of herself now.....daft bint.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)
# oh come off it
you still would.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)
# but they might
pop...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)
# they might
but that is the risk you run
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Sadly for her she's
now become a double-bagger as far as I'm concerned; I can't watch old homebase adverts any more without a small tear coming to my eye. have I mentioned I've only got one eye? :) ©ronnie corbett
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)
# *
ok ok

that is good

deserves a brand new

Edit by Mod - Woo!

norman here
are you just going to delete every image i post? i admit, they are hit and miss, but isn't most of the stuff here ? and lets not go round in circles on that entire 'linking' issue - it is not illegal, the cops will not be banging down my door anytime soon. except i dont have a TV licence and i haven't paid hackney council any tax in about 3 years, but that is because thay are a bunch of incompetant leftie corrupt fucking cnuts who give away my money to bloody beggars. that is all.
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Please only post
images you've made yourself.

Edit: and woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:20, archived)
# dont.......
please....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:23, archived)
# what does this say?
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
what do you think this board is about?
The pictures you post get deleted because you did not make them, and you are not hosting them yourself. No it's not illegal, but it's bloody rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)
# ooh ooh
can i feed the troll please?
i brought some bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)
# hey!
i was being fairly polite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Bacon?
don't waste it on the troll. I'll have a bacon sarnie. With tommy k if possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)
# mmmmmm
bacon
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)
# yeah yeah yeah
the FAQs !!!!

james randi will give you $1 million if you can prove they are true.

i am listening to david grey now. final cut is finshed. i might burn a copy a copy of the final cut. a good driving CD. OFF A BLOODY CLIFF. depressing crap. i like it though.

normans quote for today

we all slow down for a car crash, but we never stop to admire the beauty of the country side

(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)
# do you have
his email address? I have proof that at least most of them are frequently asked by retarded fuckmuppets

And I could do with a few quid
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)
# qwerty poppa
i'm listening to 'lately' by stevie wonder now. possibly the greatest song ever written.
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:43, archived)
# and i'm listening
to the sound of a thousand dark horsemen dragging the flaming skeletons of their foes through the gravel.

but you don't hear me making a comment about it every time.

and would you like some bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)
# we're on this board
because we want to see things that other board members have made, why don't you try that, OR if you really want to link to others pictures, find a board where they'll think that's really clever, instead of getting annoyed, ignoring or editing your posts?
(I'm not trying to get rid of you or owt bit at www.fark.com they don't seem to mind)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)
# hello there little one
would you like some bacon?
(before wifey eats it with what sounds like an obnoxious sauce).
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)
# That'll be
Mr Heinz Tomato Ketchup to you then :-)
Has to be done with bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Seconded!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Yep
Everyone elses hit and miss stuff has been done by themselves. Yours is copied. Until you get that through you skull they'll be deleted.
So ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)
# you
rule :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Hmmm...
To be obnoxious and at the same time so wanting to be liked. Interesting...
(PsynchWard, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Norman
sweetheart, read the faq. We don't encourage remote linking to pictures other people have made as this site gets alot of traffic and eats peoples bandwidth. Please feel free to test this by creating something of your own, hosting it, posting it here and checking your stats. It's not hard to do. Even i have managed it, on occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Hiya Pep!
Nice to see ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)
# ello -
I finally replied to your mail earlier. Nice to see you too :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Yes,
I haven't replied - wrong 'puter I'm on..
Fuck - new blode. back later
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)
# dont you just love it when Pep says
oif
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)
# shut it you
I just edited that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Damm you
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:46, archived)
# waste of time me
rereading yer message 3 times then wasn't it :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:46, archived)
# I'm glad
it wasn't just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)
# neato!
re-re-repost!

WY, can't hardly see the join.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:19, archived)
# *
well done on spotting the repost.

in the words of arnie...

"you must be very proud of yourself"

(cant find the wav link only this arnie quote wav)
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)
# are you proud of yourself Norm?
Or just bored?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)
# *
not as proud as someone who spends 20 minutes digging through old posts just to prove that something might be a repost. that seems a litle SAD to me. and i am a HAPPY guy.

did you know there is a new female viagra that helps with female sexual disfunction. i might give some to my momma
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Ah, but you misunderstand...
I a reposting my OWN work, not someone elses... I am flagrantly spamming that I too have done a Les Dennis pic, and am adding it to this thread to further people's enjoyment of the Late Dustin Gee's comedic partner's woes.

You understand this term? "Made"?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)
# I was gonna do a pic of
said Late Dustin and a certain Mr.Lawrence Trudeau as a response to Pickle's mini challenge the other day, but I couldn't be arsed.

G and T, geddit? No? Curses. <slopes off>
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)
# He knew it was a repost
because it was one of his own previous posts. It's standard etiquette on this board to mention that something is a re-post; everyone assumes that it's your own work unless you state otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Out of interest
Why is someone who lives in Hackney talking all American ?
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:10, archived)
# haha
that rocks
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:20, archived)
# 'tis an honour, sir.
Congrats on cleaning up at the Tattyshop Oscars!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:22, archived)
# I'd
like to thank my mum, wacom, google and everyone i bribed to vote for me.
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Aaahh, Sir Les
a national treasure

*manipulates Holden voodoo doll*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:25, archived)
# I'm thinking of Australia
and Slade now
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)
# those 2 words get linked by me as both being Prisons
And then I move on to the next post.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)
# nice one!
woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)