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# Mike just ddn't know how to cope...


...with the mammoth tusk ahead of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Yay!
Yay for puns.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Someone used that exact
pun in an advert at the cinema last night...
I groaned then too ;) You rendered it far better
though, so woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Now you mention that...
...I remember the really crap advert at out cinema saying something like..."is your business up to the tusk".

Fucksocks! I thought I was being original, but I'm just recycling my unconcious.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)
# I like the fact that you used mammoth tusk.
It makes it much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)
# That's the one!
My mate said "They just wanted to put an elephant on that
advert, and had to come up with a suitable pun". Nowt wrong with that though - Woo to elephants!
(and woo to Donnie Darko..even though I'm still processing it)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Is it a Cineworld cinema?
...does yours have that really bad Lara Croft inspired 3D woman at the start?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:30, archived)
# It's a UCI I think
but YES! I think it's a product of Carlton Cinema
Advertising, hence at most I should imagine.
Bring back the BA-BA-BA-BAA-BA-BAA-BA-BAA-BA-DA-BAA
of Pearl and Dean if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)
# in ucg cardiff
they still have that
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)
# yes, yes they do
i like the upstairs bit there where you have as many dips and pop as you want! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)
# and its only three quid
for students.

what an ace cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)
# is there a swimming pool then?
/cronk
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)
# there's game consoles up there
it's very cool.
as is cardiff bay.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)
# it can't be as good as rhyl used to be
it was called rhyl pleasuredome or something
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)
# oh sorry you're talking cinemas
nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)
# I saw panto in Rhyl once
Roy Walker and Morag off Home and Away were in it.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Is Donnie Darko any good?
I've been meaning to see it but havent got round to it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Erm...
Yes - I think it is quite good. It's nowhere *near*
the work of genius that its cult following has
afforded it,
but it's thoroughly enjoyable. Funny too in parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)
# best film of 2002
in my ever so humble opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I think Jonathon Ross voted it 2nd.
Can't remember what won...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)
# The Sweetest Thing,
shurely? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)
# I've a funny feeling it was
Spiderman. I'll go looksee. EDIT: Was the Lord of The Rings/Fellowship
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)
# i only saw your post title
and knew before scrolling up you had to be talking about Donnie Darko
(DVD on it's way to me for £5 - currently available region 1 for about £8.30 + postage from barnes & noble usa)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)
# there wasn't much competition
and i know because:
I'VE SEEN ALL THE FILMS.
well.. not all of them but i have one of those uci card thingies so i see a lot :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)
# i hate the way people lie with words now and get away with it
unlimited means unlimited!!!
If it has a star next to it telling you about limitations then it is LIMITED!!!
If i got one of those cards i should be free to walk into the cinema and flit back and forth between films if i get bored halfway through. Or if i see one like Donnie Darko, to stay in my seat and watch it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)
# The card is silly, you're right it is limited
and the cinema i go to is a bit shit...
but it's worth it in the long run.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Donnie Darko
is most excellent, i enjoyed it much more than i do most films these days. Definately one of the best of last year.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Did someone say Donnie Darko?
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)
# that link has spoilers
for those that haven't seen the film btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)
# S'okay
it says that on the page.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# groan
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Superbly done!
A whole box of Woo & Yay is winging its way to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Danger! Danger!
High Voltage!
The mammoth must have wandered out of some huge electrical field.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Why were'nt Electric 6 number one for christmas?
a great video, hilarious catchy song. it's a real shame. but anyways..
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)
# probably because the charts were hijacked this year...
...I actually stoppped paying attention to the charts around about 1988. With a few rare exceptions, I have never known what's at number one.

It's a fine life to lead, believe me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)
# I'm the same
the thing is I hadn't even heard the song until I went home for Christmas and watched some MTV2 (excellent).

I find it strange it's not being played by commercial stations or radio one as it's a very fun song, like liam lycnh's united states of whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)
# you know it's true
...16 bloody weeks. I left school for the summer holidays and came back and it was still there!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:30, archived)
# because they didn't release it until
today? (I think) Same with loads of other bands - no point because of all the popstars/rivals/academy/talentlessfools being plugged so hard on the radio.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Indeed
today or tomorrow I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)
# did they get in the top 10?
The charts are crap though given what else is number 1 these days i'm not sure it would be a compliment to get number 1.
Does being cool mean you have to be uncool to uncool people......?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)
# ..and that fact
that the record only comes out this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)
# hehe oops!
my main gripe is like i said above, i've only seen it on mtv2 and i think it's a great record, i don't want to start a number ones were better in the old days thread either. :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:30, archived)
# the video
scared me. A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:30, archived)
# it was the kind where you cover your eyes with your hands
and then peek through the gaps, but you end up grinning.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:31, archived)
# i found it quite
tittylighting
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)
# arf
I was a bit scared by it too
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:35, archived)
# I was confused by it.
I thought, eh? Does he have a breast in his groin?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)
# no dr kitten
i believe he has a willy there.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# but but
she has breast-shaped lighty things, and So Does He! It should, logically, be willy-shaped - thus I deduce that he has a breast in his groin. Or perhaps a massive tumor.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# a willy shaped light would be too rude i suppose
we don't want isthisyou moaning on again now do we ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# It's a brilliant video
low cost but VERY effective.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I like it.
I heard it at New Year while I was still soberish and I like it. Jack White - he's cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)
# anybody called
Jack White has to be cool!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)
# any chance to use this:
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# yay for punnery!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)
# fantastic
likey lotty.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)