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# Modest cough
First post yay

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It won't let me post it in grown-up challenge land...
(turtlewind http://www.turtlewind.co.uk, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Compulsory subject, my sphincter
Oh and yes, I am also introducing oneself, the Mysterious Mr Turtlewind, Esq. At your service. But not particularly good service.
(turtlewind http://www.turtlewind.co.uk, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:43, archived)
# pleasure to meet you,
as a general rule, if you add Esq. to a name, the 'Mr.' isn't required...

/helpful blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:45, archived)
# what about Dr?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:46, archived)
# You don't add 'Dr' after a name.
Silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:48, archived)
# What about if their last name is Dr.
As in, Hi there, I'm Gary Dr. Then you add Dr after Gary. Am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:49, archived)
# Dr Dr.... FOX
is a valid name I think
but then i am slightly confused at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:50, archived)
# You're only allowed 'Dr' as a last name
if your title is also an article (doesn't matter whether it's the definite or indefinite).
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:53, archived)
# So, like
An Gary Dr?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:54, archived)
# Exactly.
Textbook example.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:55, archived)
# I'd be angry too if that was my name
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:55, archived)
# At Ealing Hospital
there is a Dr. Doctor.

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:06, archived)
# can't swear to know the 100% accuracy on this point,
but I believe you include both, the Esq. on
its own is used to replace 'Mr.' as a prefix,
and was generally used for those of higher social standing
when first introduced.
Its often used now for addressing social groups,
a particular example being the Freemasons,
which is how I know it's useage
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:49, archived)
# *does the secret hand shake*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:52, archived)
# which one?
there are several ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:52, archived)
# that one
*does it again*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:59, archived)
# ahhhh!
THAT one

*rolls up trouserleg*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:00, archived)
# *shows nipple*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Scaramanga!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:03, archived)
# oops
wrong one
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:07, archived)
# the one of the hobo apprentice
*make me a tea*
"yes grandmaster"
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Can any Person use Esq instead then?
So i could be Brett Esq?
I pressume it is only for men though this title.
(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:52, archived)
# any chap can use it after his name,
its been mauled about through the language and it's useage a lot
over the past few years, but it's now
accepted that anyone can use Esq. after
their name if they so wish, as opposed to using 'Mr'

and yes, males only, there is no female equivalent
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:54, archived)
# Even ladies?
Is there an equivalent?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:56, archived)
# gents only
there isn't a female equivalent
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:57, archived)
# An equivalent of ladies?
I didn't see any in the supermarket
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:58, archived)
# i think we can make the equivilent Farp

that would be nice, then i could send a letter to someone and address it, Rachel Fittlewit* Farp

*not a real person i know
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:02, archived)
# dangerously close to 'fwap' though...
which in itself, may be a top form of address
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)
# hehe
Dr Swaza and his lovely lady wife Swaza Fwap
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:12, archived)
# all you need is a full stop between name and address, and it sound like an order...
"Hey, Lady Swaza. Fwap"!
other females are available to try this on
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:13, archived)
# I'm missing the pub quiz with Grandma,
But at least i have gained some good information, it may be needed in a future pub quiz.
(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:57, archived)
# if you get any geography questions,
the answer is Alaska, it ALWAYS is in Pub quizzes...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:58, archived)
# Ted Theodore Logan A.K.A
and

Bill S Preston Esquire

also known as...

WILD STALLIONS
*blilillilililililiieeewwwnnnn*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)
# unless
you earn something else
for instance i can be cs192 NPLQ
although the RLSS want me to pay to use that title, well fuck em
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:11, archived)
# It's one step above being a "gentleman" and one step below any other title
So if you're not a "Sir" or a "Duke" but are a notch above the Gentleman-about-town then crack on, old boy!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esquire
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:57, archived)
# The b3ta educational board will consider your application now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Most kind
*waits*
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Esquire merely means that the bearer owns his own land.
Thus Mr Harrison Esq. is correct, whereas Johnson Esq. is wrong - Johnson is pennyless Northern scum.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:38, archived)
# all of teh facts!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Good point, The
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:48, archived)
# arf! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:50, archived)
# *visits turtlewind.co.uk*
*fails to be mystified*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Ah now
if it isn't mystifying I'm not going there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:49, archived)
# I was disappointed.
But then again, I usually am.
So I suppose I wasn't disappointed that I was disappointed.

Making me possibly appointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:50, archived)
# I appoint you Chief of Disappointment Appointments
er, or something
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:51, archived)
# That made me laugh my dinner onto my teeshirt, ya joey!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:52, archived)
# I hope it was one of the Dinner Dinner Batman t-shirts
for that would be mirthsome
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:53, archived)
#
Hummus: 34%
Seams: n/a
Taste: 23%
Optimisation: 12%
Kittins: 0%
Lack of goats: 100%

Welcome, pull up a stool and eat it, you'll never leave, etc.

While here, browse the FAQ and read up on image optimisation. It may save your life.

xx Uncle 'groomer' Dixon
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:46, archived)
# yes, by christ yes
100's a bit big for a jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:48, archived)
# i hope he does optimise
*dons nazi pocoyo*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:56, archived)
# oh my!
*flufficates*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:57, archived)
# i love you
this is all teh ace
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:58, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
Qui?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I laugh every time I see this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:59, archived)
# makes me smile
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)
# i love this more
everytime i see it
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:59, archived)
# aw fanku
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:06, archived)
# *passes jaffacakes*
you deserve them
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:11, archived)
# High Five!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:56, archived)
# High five too!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Well,
its bigger than a New York skyscraper.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:48, archived)
# Which airplane didn't he go in?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:48, archived)
# errrr..................lo
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:49, archived)
# haha
aces
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:55, archived)
# read and optimise

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:55, archived)