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# Internet Explorer 7 has some useful features
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I see where you're going wrong
You should be looking at Dutch sites, not Strine ones...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)
# *poses*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)
# *spluffs*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)
# *wolfbags*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:10, archived)
# *teabags*
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)
# *grotbags*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)
# *Rod Hulls*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Spooky!
www.b3ta.com/board/6480316
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)
# halloween mindpiss

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)
# I like it when that happens
It means I have managed to get in touch with my inner B3tard
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:19, archived)
# by sticking your finger up your arse
and tickling his chin?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)
# i have to tempt him halfway out
with a battenburg on a stick first
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)
# mmm...
battenburg...

RIS time?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Anyone fancy a trip to the Morrisons in Leeds Centre?
Battenburg is needed!

*orchestrates meetup rapage scenario*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# ok
But I'm rather loose from the last time
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)
# *rod hulls*
*falls off roof*

suckfocks
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Surely it was Derek Fowlds
who suckedfocks?

/old basil brush blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:14, archived)
# anal fisting lesbians pages from Australia?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)
# i'm sure that's a donny osmond song...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Donny Osmond rocks!!!
I've met him. He said

"hello"

I'll never forget such life changing advice
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Did he blind you with his big white teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)
# He was with Marie Osmond
They were both very smiley and they both shook my hand.

I was blinded by the randomness of it all TBH
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Inigo Montoya in an Osmond Sandwich
my mind is boggling
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Dont do it
Thats too much Mormon for such a little Aardvark!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)
# pffft
little? me? Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Wasnt talking about your stature
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Have you been peeking in the bogs again?
You'll get caught one of these days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)
# not while I have my trusty webcam running proxied from your PC
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Meh
Thought this beast was running a bit slowly. How many other feeds have you got running through here?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)
# *whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)
# and why not?
why we have some of the world's finest anal fisting lesbians. Now that we are truly a multiculttural society you also have the added bonus of asian anal fisting lesbians.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:10, archived)
# This is a very good point...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)
# I just thought it a convenient button
is all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Oh I agree
I'm pretty sure there is such a button on the Austraian release of Firefox.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)
# are you australian?
can i live with you for a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:08, archived)
# haha!
pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:08, archived)
# tell them how nice i am
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)
# ^ he's a nice one

allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:10, archived)
# i will use your recomendation
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)
# he's ever so nice
I'd let him stay as long as he liked
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:10, archived)
# ta
i'm hoping it's a shelia
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)
# He is lovely, and I would happily let him look after my kids
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)
# i bloody love the kids
i'm in bangkok for a week first up, i'm going to find the youngest prozzie and take piccys just for you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)
# gawd
there's no need to encourage him. Can't you find some 90-year-old slapper instead?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Fourdam needs no encouragment
He only needs an opportunity.


That is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Age of consent in Mexico is 12
Might want to start there
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)
# I have been told that Patpong is the place to go, allegedly.
Well it was last year, when I was there, allegedly.
I may or may have not seen one who looked about 11 years old.
You could also have her brother at the same time for an extra 140 baht (about $5 aus).

Allegedly
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha, sounds a real treat
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)
# It is funny in a strange way
when some little kid is telling you in great detail the things she will do to your genitals and how much she enjoys you placing your various appendages in her orifices.
Also the viciousness of her insults when you say "no thanks" is quite amusing.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)
# I can vouch for him too
he's an unqualified delight
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)
# thank you
looks like i'll be sleeping rough again, still atleast it's hot
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:19, archived)
# he's great.
he enjoys going onto sexy webcam chats and trying to convert the whores to jesus.

failing that, he tries to get them to piss on a teddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)
# a bit?
of anal fisting?
depends if you are a giver or receiver.

Also, may I suggest that you can learn more about visiting our wonderful friendly country by watching the film "Wolf Creek". It has many tips for the novice English tourist.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)
# i'm looking for the body of peter falconer
then i'm going to fuck his corpse and send piccys back to that chunky bird he was with
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:14, archived)
# well you sound like you'll fit right in.
Where abouts are you going?
I was in England for 2 months july/august this year. You will notice a few differences, mainly the only thing that costs more is bananas.
Fuck you Cyclone Larry.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)
# i arrive in sydney
that's all the plans i have so far
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:29, archived)
# some nice beaches but a bit overrated
go to Margaret River in Western Australia if you can.
Also:
Sunshine Coast in Queensland, less touristy than the Gold Coast and the home of Steve Irwin
Darwin
Barossa Valley, South Australia
Mount Buffalo, Victoria
Port Lincoln, South Australia where the shot all the great white footage for jaws
Cape Ottway, Victoria
Mission Beach, Queensland - closest point to GBR
Broome, Western Australia
Broken Hill, NSW
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Fisting Lesbians!
I am feeling lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)
# *spaff*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Christ
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Nice tattoos.
Shame about the George Dawes girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)
# good god
it's the glasses that push that over the edge
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)
# fake
too pretty to be real lesbians
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I've met some very pertty lesbinums.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Me too.
I sexed a lesbinum just before she came out.

It is now my boast that I ruined other men's chances with my prowess as nothing can match the joy of Montoya lovin'
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)
# or put her off men for life
/obvious reply blog
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# me too
but they are the exception to the rule
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)
# i have as well

and some amazingly attractive bisexuals as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I love you too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# I say.
They aren't like the proper lesbians in the videos, are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:30, archived)
# And they never let you join in when they find you hiding in the wardrobe
they call the Police in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# as well you know
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# HOT PISS!
*spuffs*
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# hhahaha
that paper clip!!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)