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# Story of my life..
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# you forgot
'wank wank'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# I didn't
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# arf!

actually, soup soup is a brill idea for lunch...as it's damn cold today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# I was just thinking about soup
glad nobody posted a picture about raping the postman
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# You won't find donkeys in Homebase
Try Pets at Home
(Cuedoss, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Ah...geology field trips
reminds me of quarrys
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# tell me about your mother

*smokes pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# "i'll tell you about my mother" BANG BANG BANG BANG...
If you haven't seen "Blade Runner", the above comment will make no sense.

Also, if you haven't seen Blade Runner, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I want more life...fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Hey...play nice
or i'll go off in a huff and do some productive work for my employer.

I think I had better do just that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# two for one Covent Garden soups at Tesco
mmmmmmm

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(jmaxi returned again on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Floaty soup breakout watching bird!
That is remarkably unlike my own life.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# The pedant in me asks...
...why is the soup steaming hot as it is coming out of the tin, and why is it being poured into a hat?
(Cuedoss, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# The Neville is what's know as
'eccentric'. Hot-tin-hat-soup is his favourite. He owns a red window and can quote smells.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Thanks for clearing that up
*Goes back to preparing Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle*
(Cuedoss, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# you missed
internet internet
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# hehehe
woo

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# catfood in an unturned hat.
toaster plugged into a digital camera.

bird with popped out eyeball.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# Soup for lunch! Braw!
that's what I 'm having and maybe a cheeseburger too. Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Well lah-de-dah
soup AND a cheeseburger is it?

(is actually very jealous)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# I had
(posh) tomato soup with crusty french loaf cut into slices and then attacked with butter plus
one cup of tea (1 sugar, milk)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# soup is rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Incorrect
Soup is braw.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Incorrect
if soup has enough meat in it to be braw, it is stew.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Incorrect and correct
Soup is indeed, if it does have meat in, it is indeed stew and that is indeed braw but soup is braw and that indeed is a well known universal fact indeed but it is at its brawest with 6 or more thick slices of heavily buttered cooked toast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Or two inch thick slices
of freshly baked bread
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Mmm, hot water and toast!
we shall have to beg to differ.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Dukey
If you don't have any plans to do it.. I have researched a DTF for 12:30.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# grand!
go ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Will do your Dukeness
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# no, you are.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Road Runner
meep meep.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Woo.
Could you please bring out another book? Did the first one sell well enough to warrant it being the first in a trology or anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# tsk. tell me about it.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I LOVE THE BIRDSEYE
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)