
But I'm in a good mood because it's sweet, beautiful Friday.
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It's all fun and games for a couple of hours and then it's just like watching Catherine Tate.
first time it was funny.
Second time it raised a titter.
Get the fuck off my tellyvizzle, bitch.
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first time it was funny.
Second time it raised a titter.
Get the fuck off my tellyvizzle, bitch.

then its just fun they can't see


One of my friends in blind in the left eye so I know this to be true.
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one of mines deaf in one ear
oh the fun we have!
"oi, paul...you wanna beer?...no? ok then!"
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oh the fun we have!
"oi, paul...you wanna beer?...no? ok then!"

it's his left ear so that's the one that faces into the car when he's driving.
so we call him all sorts while he's driving and he has no idea!
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Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:18,
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so we call him all sorts while he's driving and he has no idea!

One half blind mate
One mate with Spina Bifida who's stopped arguing when I call her hopalong
One friend with worse spina bifida in a wheelchair. So far haven't called him trundly although am considering it.
Dad's a cripple now that he's got a bionic knee. Call him crip/cripple/raspberry ripple. He doesn't seem to mind.
And I'm arthritic. Yaaaaay.
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One mate with Spina Bifida who's stopped arguing when I call her hopalong
One friend with worse spina bifida in a wheelchair. So far haven't called him trundly although am considering it.
Dad's a cripple now that he's got a bionic knee. Call him crip/cripple/raspberry ripple. He doesn't seem to mind.
And I'm arthritic. Yaaaaay.

all i have is torn muscles in my left hand.
stupidl i was sailing across the English Channel hoisting the mail sail. 100Ft mast up
37Ft accross meaning ther was 1850 squar feet of sail for the wind to catch. there was only me and 2 other guys pulling it up and i was aat the back as the main anchor, so i wrapped it round my wrist.
boat suddenly hit a gust of wind, we all get pulled forward and up buy the rope and i get my wrist crushed.
we drank merry that night
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Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:25,
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stupidl i was sailing across the English Channel hoisting the mail sail. 100Ft mast up
37Ft accross meaning ther was 1850 squar feet of sail for the wind to catch. there was only me and 2 other guys pulling it up and i was aat the back as the main anchor, so i wrapped it round my wrist.
boat suddenly hit a gust of wind, we all get pulled forward and up buy the rope and i get my wrist crushed.
we drank merry that night

I broke my thumb knuckle went I went to see WASP as I was plastered in platform boots.
I never went to hospital and to this day I have about 50% less movement in it than my other one.
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Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:27,
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I never went to hospital and to this day I have about 50% less movement in it than my other one.

once, when playing football when i was 13, i fell down a rabbit hole and fell over, but because i was running when i fell in to the hole, the force of me coming down on it broke my leg
edit: but how do you live without proper movement of your thumb?
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edit: but how do you live without proper movement of your thumb?


Come now, is cpt wow being a meanie?
Yea? Shall we go get some cake?
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Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:45,
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Yea? Shall we go get some cake?

That would make her 'bothered'
(Tried to sit through that last night, to see if I had earned the right to slate it. I Have)
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(Tried to sit through that last night, to see if I had earned the right to slate it. I Have)


"Yeah Vader.. It don't matter.. 'cos even if you beat me I'm still the best"
bet He wouldn't have been saying that if he'd kicked Vaders Ass...
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Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16,
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bet He wouldn't have been saying that if he'd kicked Vaders Ass...

The horrible thing is I can't actually wrangle a cutlass really. I'm trained in Talhoffer style fighting but that's more Big Bastard Swords, really.
Well, the bit I did anyway.
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Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:19,
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Well, the bit I did anyway.

that there's actually a sword called a 'Bastard Sword'.
That's the weapon I'd want.
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That's the weapon I'd want.

I just call it a hand-and-a-half sword, as that's what it's always been called around me.
It's rather large. And in two pieces now the tang's snapped.
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Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:22,
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It's rather large. And in two pieces now the tang's snapped.

longswords were otherwise known as Bastard Swords apparently.
Truly inspired.
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Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:24,
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Truly inspired.

yes there is, and I remember it well.
There are some really stupid names in RPGs.
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Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:29,
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There are some really stupid names in RPGs.

You can swing it one handed if you're well-trained, but it can also be used two-handed. They're sort of between a zwei-hander and a longsword.
Aragorn's spethial sword in Return of the King is a bastard sword.
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Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:33,
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Aragorn's spethial sword in Return of the King is a bastard sword.

Except 'PULL THE BLOODY BLOW WOMAN, YOU ALMOST TOOK MY FACE OFF'
Pfft. I'm much better now....
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Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:36,
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Pfft. I'm much better now....

I must bring them to a bash one day, so we can all compare weapons.
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Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10,
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Although i've been off sick for two days so feels more like a Monday to me... actually Woo! one day week!
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and in another note, you've been like a post whore over the past couple of days!
*doffs cap*
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Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:13,
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*doffs cap*

And you're all just so sexy.
You know, I get home and tell Brett all about you all. For ages.
I'm so sad.
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Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:15,
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You know, I get home and tell Brett all about you all. For ages.
I'm so sad.