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# Ladies and Ladyboys,
REACH OUT AND TORCHWOOD

May I present to you Captain Jack from Torchwood having a spaz, shouting 'The 21st century is when it all changes' whilst simianesque aliens are flinging their own poo at the back of his head and his assistant is rubbing her chubby titties against a UFO.





I thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# I haven't a clue.
But it has NORKS and a little ALIEN COCK

YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# I want to know how long it is before they investigate his singing in the movie remake of 'The Producers' last year
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# christ i'm glad someone else noticed that
but i'm so old i remember when he used to present saturday kids telly.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha, I don't remember that Saturday morning stuff
The present Mrs. Architect and I were watching the film recently and when the 'Sprintime for Hitler' song came up both went 'bloody hell, it's HIM'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# i find him thoroughly cringeworthy
as i also find daniel craig, which news my mum is still reeling from.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# no, you are young enough to remember that
I am too old to remember that
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# yay
I like her. she's sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Ha ha
Gwen does have a wazzo pair of jugs though!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Indeed
and strange, cavewoman hair. It's like wire wool or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# and slight gappy teeth....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# she was in a play where I work last year
and is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# brianftang, news at 10, B3ta ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# obviously we're flexible...
...but not about the jugs.

Nice juggage there :D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# The population asked for it and the man delivered
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# But wait...
there's more requested that I have done! I will post it in a few threads
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Score!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I want you to know that I really like this
so have a woo and a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# UFO rape?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Twenty-fist centipede?
I suppose technically they do have twenty fists.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Not quite the scene I had in mind.
But still nice for my eyes and brain. Well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# yay you did my request!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Torchwood.
Grittier and 'more adult' than Dr. Who.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# OI WHEELIE
www.b3ta.com/board/6546563

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# :D
Yays and all that. Though a couple of hours with me on your shoulder and you'll be after visiting the dry-cleaners.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# It's lucky though!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# way better than the real thing
which is shite
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)