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[challenge entry] Any Questions?

From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(janetdoggy, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# 21
to be precise
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# I have 24

you'd best go first

/edit: how did you make that pic? Is that your own poo?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# *raps*


*gets shot nine times*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# poo
heh... My poo, Photoshop diaper!
(janetdoggy, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# oh..................erm..........................
...................lovely....................
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# Bovril?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# teehee
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# YEAST!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# just one...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# NSFW!
I'm eating here
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Stop feeding the little bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# NO!
NO NO NO NO NO!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# Oh bloody hellfire...
I've a five day old daughter, please don't tell me that this will happen!

So far, I think that some bugger has shoved a tube of gutter sealant up her bum, but the above..... *shudders*
(CdrVimes, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Don't worry
If she's cold and blue it ain't gonna happen

seriously, don't expect expert childcare advice from this place ;)
(dognutz, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# awwww five days old
they have what looks like yellow toothpaste pooh for a week or so. Nothing to be concerned about.

Changing nappies is not so bad, just practice and you'll get your speed up in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# As a mother.....
I am shocked!

the nappies alone.....celibacy...... you should see poo's from a breastfed baby, just like english mustard!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)