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# Afternings all... busy Monday syndrome again but I bring you this:
Billy was an unpopular kid at school, until bring your pet to class day, and he introduced them all to Sydney the snake.


Linked as slightly NSFW (well linked enough so your boss can't tell what it is on a cursory glance)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# that is most w00
as ever, madam!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# YOU RUDDY PERVERT
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# that is never NSFW...
anyone who says otherwise should have their balls blown off by a laplander!

that is also rating high in the woo and yay department
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# *fears to click*
'Lo CW
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# That's great...
His face is so very Creepy... Like the Doll from Childs Play...

Hey, I was told Size didn't matter...
*Looks downwards*
.. then she started laughing for some reason...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# good lord
he'd pass out if he got excited at the english teachers massive boobies.

and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Our English teacher had smallish boobies
but someone found her Playboy spread in his dad's porn collections, so that made up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Ha!
Very nice - in a totally non-paedo way, of course.

Also: Hello you! *hugs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# *points*
PEA DOUGH!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Headphone pervert!
=D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# it's true! *hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Don't be ashamed - I was genuinely impressed.
And I do the same thing with guitars.

Right, I'm off to a (bound to be) very tedious meeting.

Laters!

*waves*

*disappears through door in cloud of dry ice*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# mysterious exit! bye!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# "Tonight Matthew I'm going to be:..."
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# that guy from quantum leap!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Dial a Pea-doh
We deliver in under half an hour!

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# sydney the trouser snake!
blummin heck layde!
*adjusts tie*
woo yay layde!
*snuggles*
how was the party/weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# *smooches*
was grand :) how was le bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# t'was AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# i bet all the girls liked him since that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Smashing!
Now he's popular.
Woo to your skills
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha
my, what a big snake he has

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Ew
I saw the thumbnail and thought 'this needs magenta' then clicked and changed my mind
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# what made you think of drawing small boys and their trouser snakes?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# It started out as a kid holding a snowboard, and evolved.
Thanks to all who said woo, its too busy for me to reply to you all!!

*huggles all round*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# heh, that's fecking horrible
...and why have you signed it 'WOG'? RACIST!!!

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# CW 06
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# *Laughter and repulsion in equal measure*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Good Lord
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# you sick minded freak!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Eek!
*Hides behind sofa*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)