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(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# what do a 9 volt battery and a ladie's anus have in common?
you know it's wrong, but sooner or later, you're going to put your tongue on it.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Marvellous - and so true ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# what the hell is a ladie?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# a member of the porcupine family
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# righto
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# fnarr
reminds me of some comedian who spent his 45min slot talking about fingering his lady's arsehole, then finished the slot with "and all you cunts are going to try this next time, and the best bit is, you'll be thinking of me when you do it."
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# 'finished the slot'
pffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Jim Jeffries?
he's pretty filthy.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# What's the difference between black caviar and ya mam?
I've never had black caviar.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# The taste is very salty and fishy
much like your dad
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Ooooh good comeback
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
Needs more beige.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Bifurcated poo
must be messy.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# trust you
:P
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# haha hes a bit of a geeeeeeeeeza!
(Darth Penders, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)