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# Hurrah, I'm first...


news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1243278,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)
# erm
www.b3ta.com/board/6613275

(Although I can see what *you've* actually done)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I see no quo...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)
# hahahaha
Made me lol in office - arg!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I remember the good old days
when an announcement of any form of natural or manmade disaster led to a rush to see who could crowbar the Quo in first.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)
# aye
well in that case

WINNAR! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Ithankyou
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I for one approve of this tradition
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Thats great haha love the smug bastard
(Darth Penders, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# i want his babies !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Im not sure he has time for that, too many croissants and papers
to read
(Darth Penders, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# With gravy?
(Montesquieu The theory of separation of powers... Awesome!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)
# but it distracted you of the tsunami
and of spotting the Quo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Exactly!
I think there were about six quo pics on 10/11/01
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# police estimate that it had caused thousands of pounds worth of improvments to the area
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)
# pfft!
(Darth Penders, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)
# haha
you know harlesden well then
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)
# crack capital of london.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Hehehe..
Permission to use that Gag sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)
# GRANTED!

*rubber stamps*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# I Thangu!
*Frantic Texting occurs*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# That's nearly as amazing as this - from the link on the page...
news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13555822,00.html

And yes, I know - I'm just off to the links board with it.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)
# OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
He's a double ard bastard that one!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)
# i read that earlier
how fucking mental is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)
# I've never heard anything like it!
I liked the last line though, from his Mum:

"He wants to get back behind the wheel, but he's got no chance"

=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Thats crazy
Obviously would of been more impressive if he was proper decapated and survived, but an excellent fingers up at Death!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# That is da Super Crazy...
Wow humans are tough
*Calls off Invasion Plans*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)
# -10 points for not re-attaching his own head
Lazy cunt made other people do it for him.

And why was a 12yr old in a race?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Erm
Was it the Gary Glitter rally?
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# If you do a google for "internal decapitation"
you get three other people with the same story
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Silly news people got the wrong minis in their pic.

Still: Head severed, recovers, Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# I hope it didn't go through Waltham Cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Hello Captainy thing.
I've not seen you around in a while. Have you been avoiding me?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)
# No, I have been avoiding the board
for fear of sackage. But it should be ok now.

Oh, and I was off weds thurs and fri of last week due to birthdayness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Your birthday lasts two whole days?
That must've been a hell of a birthing. Well done on it though. I'm thinking of having one myself next year.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)
# no, just the one day
but in my family/friends etc birthdays always last about a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# i do.


/ex abbey boy
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# No, by the time it got to Waltham it had calmed down a lot...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Good good
I've got munchkins in Waltham cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# get them out of there quick sharpish
that's what i say, or they'll be hanging round argos or mcdonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# time to recycle all the birmingham tornado gags then yes?
"Several historic Ford Sierras and Nissan Bluebirds were blown off their
brick plinths. A large number of 3 series BMWs had their alloy wheels
damaged and a quantity of Renault Clios had their tinted windows blown out"
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)
# this was brum - pic by amoebaboy
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
# 'Very, Very Frightening'
Anyone else think "Gallilieo!"?
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)
# magnifico-o-o-o-o-o-o
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)