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(Prawnsoda posted this on, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)
# That spider
needs to act more goatse
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Everyone needs more goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:23, archived)
# even goatse?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:24, archived)
# especially him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:26, archived)
#
*voms*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)
# he'd turn inside out!
maybe create some fleshy portal to another dimension...

whatever, really...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I just read your reply to me last night.
That's very nice and romantic about the wedding rings. Thrifty too. Good work.

In other news, ning.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)
# I installed a SIM card in a phone today
and the layout of the connection pads on it were sooooo goatse. Had to stifle a laugh cause I was sitting in front of a customer at the time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)
# arf!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha! ^this^
problem is, I couldn't bring myself to touch the box
to give it to her!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:23, archived)
# you couldn't touch her box
are you inclined to a bit of uphill gardening?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)
# ye... no! wait I um...
hey! whats that *points*
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)
# What an brill idea
*sends to ex*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Hooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
It's not just some text in front of a heart
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:25, archived)
# some of them were quite nice rhymes
with the word blow job in them though! LOL!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)
# ha ha, that'd be ace. nice work on the b3ta branding inside the box


step 1: cut a hole in the box

step 2: put your junk in the box
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)
# you could turn it into a goatse gift box
containing 1 x gold plated wedding ring, 1 x industrial lube.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Thanks
I'm going to be singing that all day now
(GrannyBun Offers you a Werthers Original, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)
# we aim to please
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Argh! Its the Mexican Bastard Spider!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)
# hahaha
That reminds me of one of my anti-xmas cards...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)