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# Inside scoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)
# *clears space on FP*


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)
# TJ!
Did anyone hear my text on XFm?

You'd know it if you did.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)
# do tell
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I got a b3ta reference on there:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# tell me more...
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Shan't:P
The theme was things that were childish.

I said: My favourite website, on which I spend half my life, regularly features badly drawn magenta willys:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)
# christ!
we'll be inundated with noobs after that plug!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Naaaa didn't say the sites name
anyway some may even do some images:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)
# tell me more...
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Did you get very far?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)
# nonononono
they drag each one out longer than that
they have to milk every last drop of credibility out of each 'plot'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)
# I like the way
whole families of characters dissapear for months on end
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)
# i like the way i never watch it
either cos i'm putting mictospawn to bed
or cooking tea
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)
# you put mictospawn to bed at half six?
how old is he/she?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)
# 18 months
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)
# aawwww...
mine'll be 3 in may
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:17, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)
# my boy's just turned 2
and he goes to bed at 8
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)
# bloody hell
ours is usually zonked by 6.30
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# he sleeps through to 8
and he sleeps for an hour or two during the day
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I'm 22.
and I go to bed when I want.

*wanted to join in*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# that does it!
*puts pj's on her*
*makes bottle*
*reads story*
*puts captain to bed*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# you'll go to bed when i tell you to young lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Well thats no good!
*puts capt.Wow to bed at 6:30 sharp*

*edit* ok, too many of us are too eager to take wow to bed
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)
# mine has gone to bed at seven since we brought her home from hospital.
and she gets up at 7
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)
# mine's the same
but he's 8 to 8
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# you're both absolute cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)
# mwah ha ha
you having a tough time with yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)
# no, he's fine now 7pm-7am
minor trouble with teething

but he was all over the place when he was younger
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)
# what time is yours up?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)
# *high fives*
we are the super parents!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)
# *low fives*
yes we are!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)
# we need an exclusive club!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Ditto, eight until eight
She's nearly 5 :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)
# *ivesb,aphex and IVV group hugs*
oh come on micto!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Aww, quite a few parents on b3ta
I'm enjoying a few more years of freedom before we consider anything like sproglets
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)
# or just because its utter utter shite?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)
# this too
although i have met a couple of former hollyoaks actresses and they were both stunning and incredibly freindly, so much so, in fact, i was worried one of them was going to snog me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)
# 'going to snog me'
you make it sound like you're completely incabable of defending yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# you don't konw what its like!!
and shouldn't you be in bed?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)
# I get that alot too.
people trying to snog/shag me.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# worried?
why the hell were you worried?

and what ones was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# no idea which one
i don't watch it

but we were in a bar with lots of other 'industry' types, and we were sitting together and just chatted, had lots of eye contact, mirroring, the lot, despite the fact we were talking about my son, and my wife, and her boyfriend and stuff - it was rather surreal
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# if your wife has a boyfrined
you should have snogged her!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Look at you and your moral.
I'm so proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)
# just the one mind
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)
# One is enough for any man
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)
# True dat
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)
# I LOVE HOLLYOAKS
and watch it obsessively.



So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)
# good god woman!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I couldn 't give a shit.
I love bad telly. On a normal weekday I watch both Hollyoaks, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (unless University Challenge is on) and then onto Most Haunted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)
# *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)
# ooh
i watch university challenge too.

i normally have a competition with my sister and i usually win.

*looks smug*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)
# :D I have a competition with myself.
unfortunately, it's usually the time when manwife decides he must talk to me about shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)
# I wasn't allowed to watch battlestar galactica last night!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Unfair!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)
# i know!!
I've got to wait til sunday now!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)
# yeah
my ladywife usually starts waffling shite just after her fav programmes finished and mine's just starting
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)
# i watch it
and ignore my missus who hates that sort of telly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)
# *cares not*
I've been watching it since the beginning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I really miss university challenge :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Is it gone?
OH NOES!

I want QI back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)
# no i live in germany now
no incredulous paxman here. :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)
# there's a series on now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I love bad telly too
Jeremy Kyle and Judge Judy are ace. I cannot watch Hollyoaks though. The acting is too bad. And I can't believe in the families: they all look different from one another and have different accents. Although, having said that, I can't tell them apart either. One vacant-looking wooden teen being much like another.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)
# yeah but it features young ladies with big bosoms
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Ah
that'll be the big attraction then
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Jeremy Kyle is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:35, archived)
# most haunted
...is amusing. Because derek is the best actor in the world! You don't get your money's worth if he's not possessed by quarter past 9. That is all. *obligatory lurking comment*
(TruckfulsOfWoo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:10, archived)
# ZOMG!
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Hwah!
Muchos good!!!

That reminds me...

/re-adds you to msn
(Vega31, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Chris?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Yup.
Old e-mail address self destructed, never got back my address book. I've added you, but the .com variety, that correct?
(Vega31, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)
# check your PM
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Done.
And maybe dusted.
(Vega31, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha... Watch out.. They'll commission you...
Hurrahs...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Now, fit it all into one scene and you'll really be getting somewhere.
(and: where's 'OMG mardy girls moaning'?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Well, as long as it continues to have fit young blond women in it...


...i'll still not watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Even though they put them in school Uniform and make them skimp about being Slutty...?
Nah that would be more like a 40 year old TV Execs School Wank Fantasy...

eeeerrrrmmmm... Oh Yeah...

(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Who are you calling a 40 year old TV Exec?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I Am Really Sorry...
No.. I would never call Anyone that

*grovels*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Apology accepted.
Now get into that uniform and skimp about acting slutty, there's a good girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)
# ooooh...
*Minces*
*Wiggles*
*Catches Sight of self in Mirror*
*Dies Vomiting*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Congratulations, Spen-
You have just written the perfect Hollyoaks script.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Needs More Anal Rape and then its on the Money...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)
# laughage
great
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Christ
is that still on?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)
# I think this might be true of most soaps
but you deserve a gold star for reminding us!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I thought....
just the same thing last night when the wife switched on the TV.
Oh look!!! They're doing AIDS now. Next step necrophilia?

(5318008 it's the magic number!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Quick.. Phone them.. I Don't think they've done that one yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)