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[challenge entry] This really happened


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Apologies to Joel Veitch

From the The Black And White Challenge challenge. See all 370 entries (closed)

(Umeeksk subtext? what subtext?, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)
# I only see half of it
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Maybe you should press ctrl+i?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# and open my bookmarks sidebar?
whatever for?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# So you can see your bookmarks:p
pedant.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# this^?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# that's what i was trying to work out.
all keyboard shortcuts are a mystery to me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Alt + F4 makes the computer go faster.

Where's wheely gone?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# it does too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# i'm too scared to try that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# IT's OK to do now and again
Just clocks up the CPU a bit. Nothing dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Press it multiples times for turbo boost
Or windows key then press "U" loads of times quickly
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# I'd like to belive you but I know what a bunch of bastards you are!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# I have taught you well
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
#
www.b3ta/board/6875442

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)
# GOT ME, YOU FUCKER!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)
# MWAHAHAHA!!!!
now bend over!
come on, all you who got caught out by lowly old me!
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Is it wrong that I actually enjoying being tricked like that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# We all secretly love it.
its just the shame of not looking before you leap
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# ^this
i'll stick with the 4 shortcuts i know,
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# I live off my ctrl key
Ctrl c/v/i/b/s/alt del/enter
CTRL shortcuts are really worthwhile to learn
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# my keyboard is in such a stupid position
my typing skills are crap,and my memory
for anything like that is so poor, it's far quicker for me to do things 'the long way'.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Can't
....believe I tried that. Puts dunce cap on. Sits in corner.
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Haha
I'm not a weasel just for my dashing good looks or silky fur.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# I shall
never trust a weasel again.....damn you and your keyboard based japes!!!
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# it's because you are a sneaky git!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Obviously I meant in photoshop
Last night half the posts were just picture that had been inverted:P

Give it ah hour and you'll see.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# *frantically presses ctrl-l to no effect*
/mac blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Mac?
Do you guys even have a ctrl button?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Yeah
In the same way that men have nipples
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# *frantically presses nipples to no effect
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# *frantically presses nipples*
ahem

*disappears for a few minutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# You've got to hold both nippes and press your belly button to reset
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Thanks - I've just been sacked
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Mac's have ctrl buttons
to hang jewellery off?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# For some reason I read 'Elephants yeah'
and automatically added
'satelites of love'

To make a great new Def Leppard song:)

EDIT: why the apologies? Are you Coka Cola?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# what on earth is the source from?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# "Cock chippers - The God Awful Truth"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# I had no idea they were filming at the time.
'ning mate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# you and your Extreme Circumcision pursuits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Well it's pretty much standard
if you're a mason:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# hahaha that could end in all sorts of tragedy
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# where do you get your sources from?
please
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# There's a video shop round the corner
that specialises in workmen pr0n, they've got loads of stuff like this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I bet there's a massive crossover market for this actually
Lonely housewives would love it, Gay men of a certain type would love it and manly workmen would buy it from Screwfix Direct to admire the equipment.

They'd probably admire the tools and saws and stuff as well :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# There is a huge market for it..
Reality Porn - combined with DIY tips

I'd buy it - FACT

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# it's everything you could need all rolled into one nice package!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# I bet it's out already out there, somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# You're talking to a man who had a wank using an orbital sander
WITHOUT sandpaper, I might add
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahahahaah
I am scared now. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)
# do they do plumbers working
i love to see a good plunging
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# you'll need a mirror then!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# I've got a copy of U-Bend Rodding 4 on at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I definitely didn't steal if from Wikipedia if that's what you're asking... *shifty*
Alternatively...

(Umeeksk subtext? what subtext?, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# ohh
that made me shudder
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)