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# Tonight on Top Gear, we review the new....
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Edit: one for the davew27s amongst us....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# nicely done squire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# cheers, guv
You well, this fine morn?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# indeed it is
i keep trying to do some work, but I keep returning to the board


feeling slightly guilty as I haven't Ninja'd for this afternoon yet
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *hands black stealth gear*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# excellent TA
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *watches freebs flip out*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# ...of window


*sounds of distant crashing glass follwed by muffled "thwunk"*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# this bird's gonna fly!
*crash!*

*car alarm and muffled groaning*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# *somehowmanages to get car keys out of ninja pocket*
*silences alarm*



*collapses unconscious*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I didn't sew pockets into that stealth gear!
YOU LIE!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# well, what's this then?
Oh.


Oh dear.......
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *books Freebs into Gyno*
/AC
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# What do you mean by "ninja'd for this afternoon"?
Is there a mini-comp on the horizon?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Just the 3pm draw-off
(on the calendar)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Blimey
Whenever I attempt to draw something I have to get web help. I googled for this compo and got this...
www.misterart.com/store/view/002/group_id/8882/Watson-Guptill-Let-s-Draw-Manga-Ninja--Samurai.htm
A book for every drawing event!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Ooh I forgot about that.
*prepares to create photoshopped image just for the hell of it*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Marvellous!
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# no
we're getting a veyron
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Oh yeah, I forgot.
But an Esprit is only about £20k. A veyron is £800k.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# there is a reason for that
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Esprits are nicer. To me, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# They look like toy cars
and feel like it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Nooo
Esprits are lovely.
I have to say I do prefer the idea of buying a Scirocco, and Brain_Error will confirm that she is enthralled by this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# no.
no I am not. it is still a square tin on wheels, I don't care how fast it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# YES!
By a scirroco

Or a corrado
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Scirocco is the idea.
Corrados are too pricey and go wrong too often.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# YOU!
www.b3ta.com/board/6945023
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I'd be more worried about Pachey if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# She's want s to fulfil my unreasonable sexual demands
she's just acting coy
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Is english your first language?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Nah, she's scared of him
he haunts her dreams

www.b3ta.com/board/6942111
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha!
wastedindustry's lady is haunting mine at present.

www.b3ta.com/board/6940325

I was stuck to the sheets this morning
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I bet you were

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Shut it you :p
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Tell me more about this "Lotus" chap.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# you wouldn't have a ring pull for a bonnet in real life
/davew27

Woo! Brill!

/DTH


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# that's neatly done
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# hahahaha, nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# that's rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# we missed a trick
we should have reedited riverghosts profile while we had the chance
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# argh that's so true
He wouldn't have noticed immediately either!

We could've goatse'd it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Oi!
What's with the 'rubbish', then - eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:45, archived)
# It was 'dave' response
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)
# huzzah
i forsee a day of car puns :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# You pouted and flounced after a punfest last night
Is it OK to do puns on a Wednesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# no
unless you are JPG
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# *makes a note*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# hehe, thanks micto
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Lotus 2 on the Amiga taught me everything I needed to know about driving
Hitting felled trees makes you jump

Bouncing off road signs doesnt slow you down

Cars are made of rubber
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Ah man
What a top Amiga game! That and Firepower are the nuts!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Bloody hell, an amiga game I never played
hol.abime.net/558

Looks like SWIV which was/is also ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# SWIV was the mutt's nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# I bought it off ebay last year
because I reclaimed my Amiga from my parents house and all my copies from 1991-1995 are a bit corrupt.

Damn 3.5 inch disks and their crappy magnetic data.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# lotus esprit was the forerunner to carmageddon
only the pedestrians merely dissapeared when you ran them over
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I dont remember pedestrians in Lotus Esprit
I shall boot it up when I get home and recapture my yoof
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)