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# Extreme fluff! tawny owl chicks...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Don't feed them biros!
but have a picture for your name
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# He looks very proud of his jammies
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# i wish i had jammies
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# *hands jammy dodgers*
will those do
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# oooo!
i love jammy dodgers

i'm not so sure about wearing them to bed though :(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Clearly you havent been to singapore...
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)
# here you go
(gusset, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Note to self: Pocketcup.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# and that's why i don't like cricket
*rubs nipples*
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
# oh no
i love it
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
#
youtube.com/watch?v=mzebYwZxzkQ
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)
# that's ace!
can you do one of Mrs Goat?
pic in my profile
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# is that her standing by your painting?
tasty :P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)
# a pic of her as a zombie?
zombies are the only portraits I do I'm afraid. Unless you're really special, or giving me lots of money :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I have a problem...
It's to do with the little man, the squashed-in French man, the naked little squashed up hairy boy! You know! With the hand feet
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
# yays!
thank you kind human! is my new background at work.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
# I'm in your garden
stealing your pens.

very cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# The pen made me lol.
No idea why.
(Bumsmells, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# It's used for scale
But seeing as it's an eight foot long replica of a Bic Biro it's a bit confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I have a one of those somewhere... the clicker requires 2 people..
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Correction, they must be selling them at Staples
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Whats that water mark, is that...
AUDREY!!!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)
# authors already too i see.
you get some talented owls these days.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# So that's where all the biros go
they get eaten by owls.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Especially the lesser seen kitchen variety..
the teat-owl
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I dig tr-owls
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
# ...
*sc-owls*
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# And the nastier
Simon C-owls
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
# oh yes
don't like him.

*empties b-owls*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Sir
We have our target.

Orbital Spang Missiles locked and ready to fire.

We Have A Go.
Launching in T Minus 5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Go for Launch

Spanging Missiles away - launch is good.

Approaching target - approach vector nominal.

Impact in 3...
2...
1...

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!



Target is Spanged, repeat, we have a direct Spanging.

(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
# *spanged*
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Awwwww...
Bite Size...
*Chomp!*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I wish to hit those with a bat...
to see if they fly
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I think
that's just cruelty to bats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Hhehehe, that would be even better... hitting animals with other animals
*patents*
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# *patents hitting zebras with lions*
or ferrets with crocodiles
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I got hippos and sharks
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:10, archived)
# AAAawwwwwwwww!
*asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)
# FLUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
# aahhh.....
*rolls newspaper*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Yay!
Fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)