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# Help urgently needed to photoshop cd cover (which is going to be projected onto Battersea Power Station)
Hey, can anyone help out with designing a cover shot of Bush,Blair,Kim Chong, Mahmoud, Putin and Blair in either a police line up or police mug ahot pose - This is genuine and will be going to press releases as well as being projected onto Battersea Power station -*email [email protected]

Cheeeerrrrs
(theelusive, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
# blair twice!?!?!?
:O
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# i think this sums you up
www.b3ta.com/board/6940730
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# ouch!
>.<
(Mantrid, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# I thought it summed Baron up or are you just as ignorant as he?
mmm
(theelusive, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# steady there, chap!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# i was pointing out that
other than this badly spelt request
all you've ever contributed to B3ta is an insult

and then you had to go and imply i may be ignorant...?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Why is this a mini icon challenge entry?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# the picture is very very small
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# whoops
spot damm obvoius flaws in my post :)
(theelusive, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Screwed a few things up in that post-apols
I meant Magabe ,not just Blair twice
(theelusive, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# please learn to spell the names of dictators before you spam us
you probably mean 'Mugabe'?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# or maybe he means
mugatu!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# or Mofaha?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# HAVE THIS ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
deary me
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# There are a few.....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Mugabe
you tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# People who can't spell the names of the people they're protesting against
should be banned from being politically active. They give the rest of us a bad name.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# yeah, all those people with "Bliar" placards.
I mean come on, it's not hard...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# hehe
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Why did I read that
as "Megababe?"
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# i think you should either
a) do the work yourself
b) pay someone else to do it for you
c) post us a funny picture or fuck off NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# 1. lack of picture?
not that that's really a flaw, but the nazis will not be impressed...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# why is this a competition entry?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Reason for challenge
The best one gets to be projected onto Battersea Power Station next week - Genuine
(theelusive, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# how much are you getting paid?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# how much will we get paid is the more pressing question.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# reasons
I'm not ! I'm the illiterate tit who's the releasing the song -have a look about what its about -www.arrestthepresidents.com
(theelusive, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
#
much are you getting paid many pills have they made you take
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# dried frog pills
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# uh oh! *hides in bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)
# this /\
'noon everyone *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# what?
even spammers are london centric
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)
# *checks ammunition*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I'll do it for eleventy hundred pounds
or a blow job
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# What's your budget?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# THat really should be on the links page
But you get away with it I think of it being something different.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Just project the cover of Zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# what do you mean
theelusive?

I am THE elusive.

Also, pay no attention to people moaning about lack of picture etc, if you are being genuine then it is potentially a good opportunity for someone here.
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Help urgently needed to do my washing-up
email [email protected]

Cheeeerrrs
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Try doing it yourself
Shop is easier than you'd think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# I can't be arsed to do my presentation on Chuck norris
can someone e-mail me one?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# cock off
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# im sure the projected image will look nice and crisp on brown brick
why not project a cock on each of the towers. I'd wander down to see that.
Either way it seems a bit last minute for such a big operation, and along with your badly worded email it raises question about the veracity of your proposal, so post an image or get rooted, numbnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Thanks
I've had to change of heart on the original image and so I thought i'd try you guys. Apols again for the spelling mistakes, I have a slight form of Dyslexia
(theelusive, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# and yet no spelling mistakes here...
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
# If you're serious,
get Rob to put it in the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)