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# giant cock spotted


unshopped, some one thorght this would be a nice piece of art.. think its near Dorset or Dorking, something starting with D.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:58, archived)
# oz has giant all sorts
i've got loads of piccys of the giant boot, shrimp, bannana ect ect, not going to post them here though
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:00, archived)
# someone has been reading Yes Man
by Danny Wallace.
methinks.
(tom the astronaut, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# never heard of him
but i have just come back from 3 months in oz
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# did you bring back some daft, semi-australian accent?
like all the backpacker-students who go there for a week and come back with a rising intonation
(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# leave it out caaannt, i'm from sarf lahdahn
but i did introduce 'it's bolloxed' to oz
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:23, archived)
# just like a missionary
god bless yer
(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:27, archived)
# i was happy they embraced it
'sorry darling your reef shoes are bolloxed'
said to a 5 year old
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Is it RPS?
Also: Is not Dorset a county?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:00, archived)
# how'd your exam go the other day dave?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:01, archived)
# name that car.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
# bessie
all my cars are called bessie
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)
# from this day forth all cars shall be named bessie.
by order.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# even vans?
i call my vans bessie too
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# and vans.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# and most construction vehicles are definitely bessies as well
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:12, archived)
# if it's got more than one wheel it's called bessie
all unicycles are already called bessie so that's not an issue.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
# My Mum used to call my car Esmerelda.
I have no idea why.

I don't think she did either =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
# you are jon pertwee?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:19, archived)
# sir flaco
is the name of my car
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# charlene
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# fancy
i've never met a charlene, i was disapointed by that in oz
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:06, archived)
# i've never met one either
i used to name my car "Car" but my friends said i wasn't trying hard enough so i came up with the first name that came to mind. incidentally the name of private pyle's rifle in full metal jacket
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
# and kylie in neighbours
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
# now we're talking.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:19, archived)
# too bad, i've proclaimed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:06, archived)
# people carrier of some sort
maybe a citroen
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:12, archived)
# I went with citreon too, but was waiting for confirmation
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:18, archived)
# berlingo?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
# take my breath awaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Citroen Picasso
innit? *has no idea*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
# it's Dorking
http://www.firetop.co.uk/2007/02/06/the-dorking-cock-has-been-erected-on-the-a24/
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:01, archived)
# cock, erected
i get it
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:02, archived)
# i'll bet you do
; )
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)
# not as often as i used to ;-)
/too much information blog
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# cool
mate took it, he lives a mile from the cock. still finds it amusing for some reason,
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
# finnbar me old mucker
how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
# but Dorking
is nowhere near Dorset, how can this be?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# ah
well one of my mates lives in Dorking, the other Dorest, and for some bizzare reason i mix them up, one is near london the other is near Bournmouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:11, archived)
# You have a mate called Dorest?
(don't worry, Cap'n.... I'm only winding you up. I understood all along really.)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:12, archived)
# doesn't look very spotty to me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Word.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:15, archived)
# fo shizzle
my nizzle
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# *nizzles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
# interesting, but that's not the way I saw it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Pffffft!
Although, it won't go very well with the ice cubes kept in the corner of the window
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# or the cum stains on the driver side window
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:24, archived)
# geeze
its been on here for under 5mins and its already been shopped, woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
# i think you shopped mine
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:15, archived)
# ha
useless at photoshop so impossible!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:18, archived)