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[challenge entry] nsfw at all unless you are a doctor
Mildly NSFW picture that includes an erect phallus

The hand was already there!

From the Real Life Board Games challenge. See all 335 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Ace
Needs more splooge.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)
# surely not as then it would be satisfaction
woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)
# link it!
ffs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)
# and you were being such a good n00b up until now
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)
# GOD
Why do people assume that posting massive pictures of cocks is ok?

NSFW - link it to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)
# ^this to the max.
ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)
# It's not?
*leaves b3ta*
*joins big cock pictures forum*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Hahaha
trust you sir :p
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)
#
forum queue at Budzbar
oops pictures also
oh feck it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I haven't been on the Budzbar forum for AGES
*goes*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# needs more
MASSIVE THROBBING COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Everything needs more
MASSIVE THROBBING COCK
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Including you?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I supply the
MASSIVE THROBBING COCK

to things that are lacking
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Is that why you've run out?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# everyone loves the throbbing schlong action
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Until the game gets out of hand
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)
# link it you fucknut!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)
# go ahead you can laugh all you want
but i've got my philosophy
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Keeps my feet on the ground
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)
# and i trust you
you're my friend

but you've got your philosphy
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I fucking love that song
It's the only BFF song i know though
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Underground is my favourite
although, they were such a class band
there's too many class tunes to choose from to have a real fave
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# excellent ben folds five quotage.
(:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)
# !!
you're actually talking to me??

*panics*

*blushes*

*says something stupid*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Like "I love you"?
*goes and spoils it all*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)
# nicole!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)
# PAPA!
*honk*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)
# What does link it mean?
n00b question! be nice now
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# They mean
Please can you post the massive source pic of the cock that you shopped. We'd like to see it without the photoshopping

Thanks in advance,

4dam
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# What the hell are you still doing here.
I thought you'd gone to fuckingmassivecocks.com?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I'm still here
Just staring at my own at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Link it
means:

DON'T POST PICTURES WITH NAKED ANYTHING IN IT AS SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO FUCKING WORK.

aka. Don't get me fired - make a hyperlink and don't post it on the main board. N00b.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)
# It means remove the pic
and provide a link to it, and mark it NSFW (not safe for work). Lots of people surf b3ta from work, so we avoid posting stuff that can be mistaken for porn. I think an erect cock falls into that category.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# *suspects you're right*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Put a link to the image, rather than including it.
then if you say it's NSFW, people can make their own call if they want to view it.

Y'see - I can do nice, sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Hey, how the fuck did you get out?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)
# hehe - it's like those old Saturday Morning Serials
"In one bound he was free!"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# *catches*
*locks in room again*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Gah!
Foiled again again!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)
# It means that the image is likely to get the working folk fired if it's seen by a boss.
'Link it' means to replace the image with a link to it, eg:

Sexual Frustration (NSFW).

The NSFW means 'Not Safe For Work'.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Ok i see
how did you change the name of the link title?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)
# <a href="http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55741/1174058811.jpg">This Bit Here is what you will see as blue link text</a>
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I see...
sorry bout that!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Are you going to edit it?
Like a good newbie?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# <a href="http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55741/1174058811.jpg">Mildly NSFW picture that includes an erect phallus</a>
replace your image code with the above
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# ^this.
And please do it now.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)
# No problem.
Simply click Edit and use <a href="http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55741/1174058811.jpg">Your text (NSFW)</a> instead of the <img src=... tag.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# I've wondered this for a while...
How does one go about posting hypertext without it actually being hypertext, if you catch my drift?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)
#
&lt;tag&gt;
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)
# You can use &lt; for < and &gt; for >.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Ah ha
useful, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)
# so why is it still there?

[edit] ta!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Hello there :)
Please link this pic, it's not safe for work. Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Seems odd
It's OK to post pics of cocks, or men's arses, and it's funny. Put a ladies front or rear bottom on here and uproar begins.
Is it a gay thing?
(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Fri 16 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# see i can't see anything
just a bunch of text about how cocks should be linked when they're massive
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 18:02, archived)