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# Cashpoint cripples
It may have been the tortuous customisation of the registration to produce a personalised number plate of dubious quality. It could have been the inexpertly executed bodykit along with the awful graphics advertising Milton Keynes premier table dancing club...

But what really endeared him was when he parked up in the disabled space and skipped out of his motah like a startled gazelle.

Take this with my compliments to keep in your glovebox.



(driverchris, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:39, archived)
# fuck yeah
hell yeah, i hate those cunt bags
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:40, archived)
# nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:41, archived)
# You should print that out onto a vinyl sticker
and slap it on the passenger side door so it takes him longer to notice it.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:41, archived)
# With superglue
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Oh yes.
Very much this :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Vinyl?!? hell no!
print it out on shitty inkjet paper, and spray 3M adhesive to the back.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Arf!
Occasionally saying, "Phew, my leg hurts," when he remembers wouldn't even fool Baldrick.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:41, archived)
# FP now!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:43, archived)
# too big for FP isn't it?
but yeah, FP it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# *clicks hard*
Awesome, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:44, archived)
# cuts out and keeps.
I have a few sheets of magnetic paper left. *goes to make some*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Mmmmm..
..it's bad to park in cripples creek
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:45, archived)
# I've taken an unfortunately unique stance about able bodied people who park in disabled spaces.
I've started belming at them really hard and seeing if they take offence. If they do, then they are real mongs and can't do anything about it. If they are able bodied they get all stroppy and question my spack-face. If they can do that then I give them my "YOU ARE NOT HANDICAPPED YOU FUCKING ROTTER!" speech.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:45, archived)
# oh look
an echo
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# well, we can rule out a duck then
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Ooh. How did that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# I can only assume this is a joke?
Otherwise your categorisation/terminology needs some real consideration. We can hope
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Much as I hate people who do this
I'm also getting pissed off with the cars of supposedly disabled
people parking illegally on the double yellows at the top of my street.
A blue badge does not prevent their car being a dangerous obstruction.
Nor does it make what they are doing legal.
Anyway, most of them look perfectly fit when they walk into the snooker club.

That's better. Rant over.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Belm at them. The spakkers hate that shit.
* see above
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# there are some
double yellows you're allowed to park on with a badge (my sis and nan have one each),
but you can't park within a certain distance of a corner ever, with or without a badge, with or without double yellows.
please pick whichever piece of pedantry is applicable and accept it with hugs
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 23:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
if i could click this one billion squillion times i would , but once shall have to do
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Brilliant
could you do one for those cnuts who park in the parent/child spaces as well... although allowing your 3 year old to dribble over their car and play with a biro while you negotaite buggy/shopping/baby etc has it's own reward....
(nutttywings is living on the edge until, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# There's no age limit
just go shopping with your mum and you can park there.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# It doesn't say the kid has to be there either
My mum does it all the time.

If you're going to have kids, great. Just don't expect everybody else to jump through fucking hoops for you.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Yeah
despite having 3 children I don't see the point of those spaces. Having children does not render you incapable of walking as far as childless people (except perhaps when pregnant and you waddle).
Definately printing some of these badges out though!
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)
# this is more than a tad ace!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)