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# he can't work out why he attracks woodpeckers
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)
# neither can i
im ris'ing a bit
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)
# never seen him act?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)
# ah, gotcha
i dont watch many films...
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# is that a trick question?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# haha this
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# i was setting it up
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# 300 is a comic book
it never claimed to be based on fact
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# i know this now
but i didn't and was pissed off with all the tosh
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# coz he's so wooden.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)
# he's also asposed to be as thick as...
two short planks...or more for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I'm actually surprised
that he hasn't gone over to Scientology yet.

Seems to be populated with morons.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# am i forgiven yet?
pleeeeeeeeeeeeease.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# *still thinking*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# aaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Clearly I've missed some plotline
what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# He tried to steal my girlfriend.
By shooting me in the head no less.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# it was a mercy killing!
you closed your eyes and saw 4dam!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I'll go fetch the ladder. Give me a shout when you've decided the hole you're digging is deep enough
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)
# all that buckshot to the face
i bet no-one noticed
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# i shot him with my blunderbuss and claimed his woman.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# bet she was happy
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I wouldn't be surprised...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)
# not as wooden as the bad guy in Ghost Rider.
Worst acting ever. Worse than Open Water. Although Open Water is still the worse film ever.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I've heard Ghostrider
is meant to be awful but I still want to see it.

Sad but true.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# I loved the ghost rider comics
And the film was alright. I would have changed a lot in it though, like I'd never have let ghostrider speak. He was much more menacing when he is silent
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# True, true.
Almost as bad as showing Judge Dredd's face :(
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# has seen it
Its utter cheese...but good fun...its meant to be cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# I just thought the bad guy tried to hard.
He would have been better is a suave character rather than talking through gritted teeth all the time
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Its as good as snakes on a plane
take that as you wish
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# i'll wait for ghostrider on dvd.
and open water was shite, but it had norks!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# this^
though i dont remember the norks:(
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Ghost Rider
is just plain bad. throughout.
(I helped save b3ta! MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Really?
Have you never seen 'And Now The Screaming Starts?'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Everything is better simply by Open Waters existance.
at least a quarter of the audience walked out at our cinema.

which reminds me, I must find a copy of "Jesus Christ: Vampire Slayer"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Fairy Nuff then
Although 'And Now...' is a classic
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# And now?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)
# And Now The Screaming Starts
The name of the film what I mentioned ^^^up there
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)
# oh yea
*is feeling special today*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I recommend you watch "Whatever Happened To Alice"
imdb.com/title/tt0380814/
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Family Guy joke
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)
# what family guy joke?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)
# wooden?
more like damp cardboard

although i'm still a fan
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)
# He was good in Constantine.
That's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)
# ^that^
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# No, he was a plank in Constantine.
It was a good script, direction, editing and effects that made it a decent film.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# True I guess.
There's also the fact that it was based on a damn good comic book.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# based?
named after, you mean

it was originally based in Liverpool
but that wasn't american enough :(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Seems to be a common theme :(
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# No, 'cos the comic wasn't called 'Constantine'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)
# ulp!
you got me there

/from hell
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I thought it was poo
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# i hated that
i hated the way it was easier to kill off the son of satan
than it was to banish a low level demon at the very
begining of the film...

i like
Speed, point break, the first matrix, scanner darkly
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Gonna rent 'A scanner darkly' tonight
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# don't try too hard to keep up with it
it will hurt your brain

was strange, and i must have missed half the plot
but i enjoyed it, even if only for twisting my eyes from their sockets
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# the book is very much a mind bender
so i really want to see the film
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Sounds good.
Watched 'Pans Labrynth' last night, was fantastic.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# The first matrix is good, I'll grant you
but Speed? Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# it's a great no brainer action flick
some people, i dunno
too high brow for your own good :)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# You leave my bald patch out of this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# BILL&TED!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# of course!!
WYLD STALLIONS!!
*air guitars*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# phew!
i was hovering over 'ignore' for a second there.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# "Dude - Don't fear the reaper!"
"I HEARD THAT!"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# grand.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# he needs a capitol one platinum card.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# He's actually in the cast for the re-make of Deliverance
Not. But he should be. So should be...
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# WOAH!
/waiter-blog

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# i think
Cage has the same problem
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Family Guy Joke
heh, nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)