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# Hobby Horse


I finaly got round to putting them all in one place...
Hobby Horse Homepage
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Looks like I've pick the wrong week to quit saying woo!


'ning all!

*waves*

/edit: I like the 'untitled document' bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)
# eh? untitled document?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:04, archived)
# .
"Untitled post"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:08, archived)
# <title>Untitled Document</title>
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:08, archived)
# "lol"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:10, archived)
# 'lo mediocre
'ning all I haven't ninged today.
These trainees are like monkeys. Its all pointing, shouting "ook" and mashing keyboards.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:08, archived)
# 'Ning Weasel
April any better for you so far?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Yea april has been pretty good
Nobody has been killed yet and I haven't caught on fire yet
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Well, yes, that would make a difference!
I didn't realise March was that bad!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# It was rather unpleasant.
On the plus side, I'm £500 closer to my house deposit and new computer.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:17, archived)
# YAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# *puts lit match in KW's lab coat pocket*
'ning KW


*legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Why You!
*chases*
*ignites*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:16, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOO
this is my new top.
my mum says i'm not allowed to get fire on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Oh don't worry, it'll wash out
I think
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# oh, ok cool
*washes*

*loses a lot of skin*

*passes out*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Aphex? are you ok? Can you hear me?
*steals wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)
# hehehe
I'm interviewing three people today (and two tomorrow) to be my new collegue. I will take care watching their keyboard mashing capabilities*.


* i.e. tits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
# you have to fucking vigorously whisk
to make mash out of a keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Haha, a blender might do the trick
Add garlic for extra awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Ask them hypotheticle questions
like: If pineapples could take an IQ test, what would be their average score?
and Provide a definition to the word "Bloadmoafing"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Bloadmoafing
word of the day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Verb? Adjective? Who knows!
Use it in conversation for bonus points
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
trust me, I will
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# do you take your 'wand'to hit them with?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# no, apparently abuse is not condoned as part of the teaching process anymore
what a world we live in
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I love wildyles's hobby horse animations
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I love bilbobarneybobs replies to Wildyes's Hobby Horse animations
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:03, archived)
# i love horses
shit, didn't mean to say that
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Yes you did.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:06, archived)
# they are the best of all the animals.
except the one where i live.
snooty bastards. think they're too good for my apples
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
# someone ought to record a rawk version


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# No, that would be really silly.
And then someone might make a flash animation to go with it.

If anyone got involved in that they'd have to be really gay.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:10, archived)
# or ginger
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Or both.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I heard it for the first time last ning
but I couldnae get the flash to work . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Hairist!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:16, archived)
# go on then uncle dave!!
and are you going to take me to school?
or am i just going to roll you fags all day?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Just roll some rohypnol into a couple of them, son.
Then when he's asleep you can go out and play.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Can't trust horses
Evil bastards

/bitten by Shetland pony
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# a shetland pony?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
# aw.
hey at least you weren't bummed by a clydesdale!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I also Love Wildyles's replies to my reply about loving Wildyles' Hobby Horse animations
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I love Bilbobarneybobs replies to...
....nah, can't be arsed
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:06, archived)
# it took a load of typing tho
I'm almost completely exhausted now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
# I love the way you reply to the way wildyles replies to your reply about how you love wildyles hobby horse animations
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I'm touched by your show of love for the way I reply to Wildyles replies about my reply about the way I love his Hiobby horse animations
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *falls over*

'lo bbb!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:12, archived)
# 'lo sexy Dutchman
you well today?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:16, archived)
# yeah, I'm fine
and yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I love how you're so touched by discomeats'love for the way you replied to Wildyles' replies about your reply about the way you love his Hobby Horse animations.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Your show of love for my love of discomeat's love of the way I reply to Wildyles's reply about my reply about loving his Hobby Horse animations
Touches me greatly
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:16, archived)
# But where does it touch you?
That his show of love for your show of love of discomeat's love of the way you reply to Wildyle's reply about your reply about loving his Hobby Horse animations?

Also Ning :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# in the special place
:D

ning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# this just makes me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Is it the giant croissant in the background on the left that's doing it?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:05, archived)
# the alternate springing meats of horse and cow
are really causing my gastricity to ponder their digestion
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:06, archived)
# You could have cow stuffed with horse
in a mammal version of the bird dish
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# yes, turduckchen mammalia
hmm

cowhorse sounds better than horsecow

wonder if there's anything else that needs sticking in there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
#
Whale stuffed with elephant stuffed with rhino stuffed with hippo stuffed with buffalo stuffed with cow stuffed with horse stuffed with pony stuffed with dog stuffed with cat stuffed with rabbit stuffed with mouse
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# that'll do as the starter
but what about the main course?

and then there's PUDDING!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:18, archived)
# there was an old woman who swallowed a whale, etc, etc
she dead.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I need to try and use that phrase sometime today.
"The alternate springing meats of horse and cow"

=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# this will work better if you say it for no apparent reason during a completely unrelated conversation
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Pain au chocolat, Shirley?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Don't!
I'm hungry now :-(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Orange chocolate chip muffins
Jam doughnuts

cream horns

treacle tart


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
# you can't beat a cream horn
well, you can, but all the cream will squirt out eventually
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Yes, I think you might be right.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
# They look like they're having fun
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:04, archived)
# huzzah for hobby horse!
woo!

edit: arrrgh! horizontal scroll!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *claps and glees*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:06, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:08, archived)
# POGOPOGOPOGO!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
# lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Smashing!
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)