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# Henry VIII's 'Wife-O-Matic'
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:35, archived)
# haha ace
but shouldn't it be every other one?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Every third one if we're being fussy.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:36, archived)
# yes
i was trying to do the rhyme in my head, and failing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:37, archived)
# perhaps the blade
can be swapped for a divorcing tool
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:40, archived)
# a lawyer?
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# The rhymes
There are a few Henry VIII rhymes to help remember his wives and what happened to them:

Divorced
Beheaded
Died
Divorced
Beheaded
Survived

And the one I remember from school is:
I got rid of Kate, chopped of Anne's head, the death of sweet Jane deprived me. I sent Anne Cleves back, gave Kate Howard the sack and Catherine Parr survived me.

So the wives were
Catherine of Aragon (divorced)
Anne Boleyn (beheaded)
Jane Seymour (died)
Anne of Cleves (divorced)
Catherine Howard (beheaded)
Catherine Parr (survived)
(I helped save b3ta! JugglerJAF It's curtains for you.Lacy gently wafting curtains, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Brilliant!
Well executed....
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I think this made me snigger more than the OP.
(I helped save b3ta! xugglybug - you know, the one with the ears, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 18:38, archived)
# this is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Hmm...


nevermind...

woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Yeah... that just doesn't work.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Yea I tried that too
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:37, archived)
# almost..
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:48, archived)
# that's oddly satisfing to watch
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 16:05, archived)
# great animation! woo!
Although I'm pretty sure that's one of the wives who he didn't kill...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:36, archived)
# To be honest, I was just looking for an excuse to chop off women's heads.
Not arsed about historical accuracy.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:40, archived)
# You need an excuse?
Milquetoast.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 16:02, archived)
# blimeh!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:41, archived)
# *gasps*
*buys*
dear, could you come here a moment.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:36, archived)
# how ace
think of how many more wives he could have got through with such a labour-saving device
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:37, archived)
# The best thing about the Wife-O-Matic
is the cauterisation function. A must have for any monarch who "ain't got no time to bleed".
(JossAckland'sSpunkyBackpack I hear digging, but I don't hear chopping!, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:51, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(MasterOfStoats, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Woo!
that's great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:55, archived)
# this is fantastic, by the way.
/late
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:14, archived)