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[challenge entry] What can I say, I guess I don't like ipods!


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(Rt Hon Quargflax, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)
# I would like them
if they let you own one for more than 3 months before releasing a better one and telling you that the one you bought is shit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)
# ipods are evil
(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:50, archived)
# At least they have headphones
I hate those little brats playing their urban shit music out of the tinny little speaker on their mobiles.

Little shites.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:51, archived)
# yeap. they need to die too
(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Well, I like them
I have one of those big ones, and my GF has one of all sizes pictured each
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:28, archived)
# is english not your first language?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:29, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:31, archived)
# hahaha
that is and of funny
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:31, archived)
# it is in itself
filled of the funnyment :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# bursting
with humour of joyousness and laughitude
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Yours is one of the most stylish angry iPods around :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# oh yes!
and don't you know it

and 'lo miss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Mine's okay.
It's one of the teeny weeny ones, and it sounds way better than the last mp3 player I had...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:29, archived)
# *is quite happy with video Bulls#@t!*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:29, archived)
# scratch
screen

scratched screen

oh no! I'll get sued

crap plastic scratch screen

apples full of shit! haha

maybe they should get a better quality of virtualy slave labour "oh yeah, they've cleaned up there act now! it's so much better" - quote the fanboys

they knew what they were doing from day one, they are full of shit they just like to pretend they are in some way cool

funnily enough, microsoft are full of shit and like to pretend they are cool too

so what's going on?

This post is getting too deep, so I'm going to say WILLIES! TITS! WEE WEE! that's beter :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:32, archived)
# At wich point did microsoft start pretending to be cool?
I mean, there's the xbox, but that doesn't need to try, that's just cool as it is without the need for the wii's gimmicky kitsch approach.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
XBox is cool

hahahahahahahahahahahahaah ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:36, archived)
# they evangelise all of their technologies as cool
they just can't help themselves
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:36, archived)
# aaaaaand breathe!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# not yet
later :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Owned iPod and Creative
No difference in sound quality at all.

Dislike the fashion stigma attached to them tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Yep, I'm pretty happy with mine too, its ace
It seems apple-bashing is becoming as fashionable as apple themselves...
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Isn't bullshit not meant to mean lies?
Are you saying iPods are lies? That they're not real? Mere placebo-like figments creatied by our product hungry minds?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# the universe isn't real
we all live inside of a plastic egg cup, 100% scientific fact
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Unless you're a zen buddhist
In which case the egg cup lives around us
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:36, archived)
# and we around it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:37, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Oooh
that's deep
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:41, archived)
# *paints Grey*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:48, archived)
# ^piss
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:50, archived)
# We are doomed!
the plastic will melt from heat of boiled egg!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:37, archived)
# What's the fuck!
mechanical hard boiled egg will destroy us! it must be stopped using science!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:37, archived)
# *ahem*
'a SCIENCE'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:40, archived)
# *ahem*
'a SCEINCE'
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Aha!
correctored by a professional SCEINCE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:46, archived)
# ahem
'a SCIENCES'

er, what was the question?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:43, archived)