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# The Home Office website has a handy interactive tool
to find out how many paedophiles live in your area

(nutty_nut_nuts, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# there's one!!
*readies pitchfork*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# OTT


there are no kitty fiddlers- its just a lie for the Gov to get Id cards and more control over the net!
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)
# /serious
Nah, beg to differ, I've had to work for the Prosecution in a case against one of them. I won't mention who and in what capacity, but the filthy shit is happily rotting in jail!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:26, archived)
# using dora as bait?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# ??`

i know it aint my image, but i feel responsible as a member of the club to post it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# lol
its about time
(Scott the Pot head chavs must die, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Then this is for you.
Mildly NSFW
ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 12:54, archived)
# sweet jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 4:03, archived)
# why not?
She loves exploring
(nutty_nut_nuts, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# ^_^
I gain amusement from this situation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# pffft!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# that's far too accurate for the Home Office
but also quite funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Heh
Well it was the only agency mentioned in the whole affair so they got the honour.

and thanks :)
(nutty_nut_nuts, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# RIS?
Sorry -- Merkin here. Is there something happening about paedo registry there?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# sorry mr merkin sir
Yeah - it's about them letting people know over here how many paedophiles are "in your area", but not who they are or where they live. Kinda like letting you know where your local recycling centres are... news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6540749.stm
(nutty_nut_nuts, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Pffft!
'Ramsbottom'
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# hahahaha
that's a great idea
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# This is a masterwork.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:22, archived)
# ; : .
don'y quite get where you where going with this but meh its ok
(you say tomato i say shut the fuck up, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)
# allow myself to explain myself
It's the news today that they've decided to tell parents how many paedophiles live in their area, but won't be telling them names or addresses.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6540749.stm
(nutty_nut_nuts, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:24, archived)
# good stuff
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:51, archived)
# ooh!
you go off to do some serious work and BAM! you get FPed. Thank you!
(nutty_nut_nuts, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)
# So cheesed off you beat me to it.
Great minds, and all. :)

Many woos and quite a few yays. Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:23, archived)
# it came to me
when watching the news over the morning cornflakes - sorry an all that!
(nutty_nut_nuts, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Has
no-one else noticed where it's located? The only thing missing is the opposite of 'lower' to make it even better!
(insanityboy, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Heh
Yes, Baglady mentioned it above, it was wierd because I just zoomed in on a random bit of Google maps and that was what transpired - I didn't even think to look for it's upper counterpart - great idea!
(nutty_nut_nuts, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 23:37, archived)
# i used
to live in Ramsbottom. Infact, i grew up there!
(generalname, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)