one day, one day...
ill illustrate my dream, and you lot will be totally weirded out, i just need to find some atistic tallent....
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Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:13,
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I dreamt about Fiona Bruce last night
but I wasn't shagging her - I was showcasing her house as the presenter of some kind of property show.
What a waste!
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Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:20,
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What a waste!
i dreamt i was dancing the robot in my college's basement
and my college doesn't have a basement..... nor suitable music for robot dancing.
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Mon 16 Apr 2007, 18:38,
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Ah but this is not talent
This M&S talent. Milked from only the finest of shrews!
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Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:16,
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you don't need artistic talant
this is b3ta, what you need is a good idea.
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Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:17,
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i dreamt that i had reduced a waiter to tears
and that i complained to his boss, and when said boss and i returned to the table the waiter was sat on the floor still crying and trying to replace some old carpet.
then i had to try and demolish a giant turd with a turbo jet of my own piss beofre i left the restaurant.
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Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:23,
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then i had to try and demolish a giant turd with a turbo jet of my own piss beofre i left the restaurant.
Oh not again.
Stupid Bethlehem-faced child. Scouring the face of the Earth again. It makes me so angry!
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Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:13,
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Stupid Bethlehem-faced child. Scouring the face of the Earth again. It makes me so angry!
you ought to see
the face of my wife while i'm bearing down on her. Same reaction.
I have the new Vital Remains album, so I'm happy today! yay!
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Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:22,
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I have the new Vital Remains album, so I'm happy today! yay!
or some fonz.
not enough pictures have the fonz in these days.
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Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:17,
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