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# Dead Rising
I’ve returned to Willamette (Propane tank capital of the US) to chase that Zombie Genocide Award.
God, I love that game......(and, it seems I can only draw zombies HappyToast-style these days....)

What sould I doodle the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# The main cast of black books!
I think your style would do really well there. Plus you could get loads of little jokes in, like the beetroot liquor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Yes!
Do this. Do this, or I'll start setting fire to things. Starting with myself
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)
# *douses with Petroleum distillate*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ^ do this
i changed my mind, DO THIS!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ^This x eleventy
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Bernard Black
is my personal hero

also Manny rules
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# the nhs web blocker crashing down and me
dancing for joy and being able to edit my mistakes!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)
# *pokers*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# oh! ow!
stop that!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Needs more epic
Go inside the mainframe, befriend a program called "Tron" and fight your way to the big glowey cone guy.
Smite.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# i can't get into the glowy lycra!
*strains*
damn....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)
# ask this dude
www.tronguy.net/images/TronGuyWallpaper1024x768.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# oh dear god!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# HACK THE GIBSON
rabbits? worms? antivirus? what's happening?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ghosts!
they seem to be the order of the day so far
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Ghosts with toast
In the Black Books shop. And Bernard's looking on, trying to swat the ghost with a flyswatter, but he's failing, because he's pissed on cheap
red wine again, and Manny's running all around the place chasing the ghost.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)
# YES.
you know, i would quite like your brain on my mantlepiece, so i can access your lovely ramblings whenever i like.

Edit: toast with jam MUST BE ON THE CEILING
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I'm eating scrambled eggs with a comb from a shoe!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)
# huzzah
more random. 'tis the good stuff

edit: Half-ten?! Half-ten?! I've never been up at half-ten! What happens? (should have posted this a while ago...)
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I'm a slightly more cheerful, female Bernard.
Except I'm less wine and more weed. Probably why I'm more cheerful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# what are you blathering on about woman?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# "dirty." and any bit with peter serafanowicz
it's a great show.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Ich esse durcheinandergemischte Eier mit einem Kamm von einem Schuh!
weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# DRAGONS!
being ridden by sexy scantily clad ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)
# what game?
Draw a nice tree with a penguin in it looking a bit confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# That's really cool!
How about a picture of a robot playing chess with a man in a cage
Forget it, do someone else's suggestion they might even be better.

EDIT: Captain Wow's suggestion is a goody!
Bernard, I ate all your bees!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)
# awww, i thought it was a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Thanks
But the inevitability of it not being done was too much for me to take, again
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# draw me hacking my own head off in frustration
at having to try and organise my own fucking birthday drinks tonight, everything going tits up and and having to field calls every 10 minutes asking "so what's the plan, then?"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:43, archived)
# 1: choose pub
2: give out address to said pub
3: go to said pub
4: consume beverages, alcoholic in nature.
5: goto 4
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)
# that's happened to me
every. single. year.
my friends are great for whims, but actually planning something? pfft.
*sympathises*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Ted Bovis burgling a crocus factory
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ^ ooh this
anything with Ted Bovis
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# needs more Ted Danson
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# ted danson with his dancin pance on
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Supported by the Hamster Kersal Massive
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# something nice, nurse related.
or

Scarlet, in a 50's style dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I think that's ace
I have no suggestions at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# v nice
almost got enough credits for me free xb360, will check that out once I've got it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)
# SA-crew
The Zombiefied version
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# pip in charge of optimus prime
beating sophie ellis bextor to a bloody pulp

with denizens
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Draw emvee after he's hacked his own head off.
His head has rolled the few short miles to BBC Television centre, where Graham Norton has found it. He's called round that John Barleymowman chap out of Shitewood and Alan Sugar and the three of them are playing a game reminiscent of soggy biscuit - furiously masturbating into emvee's upturned skull, whoever fires they're dirty, stinking seed last has to eat the gelatinous brain substance and spunky soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# why ask for suggestions and then discount them out of hand?
the suggestions you choose are always exactly the sort of thing you'd draw anyway, so what's the point?

Anyway, I type my filth suggestions for my, and a handful of others, entertainment. I neither expect you to draw them nor care what you do draw, so please feel free to just ignore them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# :D
*clutches own zombie genocide award*

top pic, top game.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Namechecked by the big J!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:41, archived)