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# Talking of big butts like the post below...
After Extensive research on popular culture, the Squeegs settled on a new 'human friendly' design for the Probulator.



linkied to save delicate managerial eyes from bottom probulations
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)
# pfft
but that's not a big butt


*edict* Hello
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Squeegs have really tiny butts
located at the back of the knee, so to them, yes that man has a big butt.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# it will be
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D

Also afternings!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)
# *doffs cap*
Miss Wagon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Hehehe
that was a hello for Freebs

*doffs scalp* I'm not wearing a hat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)
# hang on - neither was I
ouch ouch ouch ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# *inserts*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# :3
wheeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# ha ha! curly tache!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)
# i love your pic and i cannot lie
you other b3tans wont deny!

in other news
with Virgins 5 for £30 offer i just bought...
R-Point / Advent Children / Otogi Zoshi / District 13 / Fearless
should keep me busy for a bit
oh and some soluble paracetamol for the Queen of Hats
as she's fallen from a rack of shelves, breaking a rib!!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Thank you your highness
*sunny sides*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I've heard good things about R-Point
but no NOTHING about what it's about
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Korean Ghost soldiers by the looks of the case
i'll let you know what it was like next week :)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# You've sold me...
Virgin after work it is then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:39, archived)
# are they games?
or music?
or movies?
damn im so out of touch
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# movies
*touches*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)
# thank you
but now you may have burst the bubble that i was in
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Fearless is fucking awesome
This comment actually refers to both the Jet Li AND Jeff Bridges films!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)
# i like the look of District 13
it's been recomended by Luc Besson on the cover
looks smooth
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Have you seen Fearless or bought it on a whim?

*just watched the District 13 trailer - Parkour meets Escape from New York - interesting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)
# i saw it twice in the cinema
loved it

funniest moment is when he knocks that guy off the top
of the wooden fighting platforms, he falls about 40 foot
but just gets up, dusts down and hobbles off :P

i could have gotten Hero as well
but i've seen that twice and i
doubt i'll ever watch it again
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Dear God.

/mixes a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# :D
He'll be praying too everytime he tries to sit down next week.

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)
# O_o
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha
i knew that was you before i even saw the name!


DON'T IGNORE ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# *Ignores*
But also *cuddles*

hello :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# *squeezes through door*
C]:0D Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Hello you :D
Are you still frum sveden?

*cuddels*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I YAM!

*cuddels reciprocatively*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)
# OOOH!
*has to hide from this so managers don't see*

It's very good though!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I've linkied it
so now they can't see naughtiness

*knots*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Aren't you a ducky?!
*knots* Good afterning gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)
# ITS FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Just reminding everyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I like Squeegs :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I like them too
they're my new friends :D

*smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha gross.
Heylo!
*Runs round CW's legs*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)
# *catches in net*
Now TO THE LAB!!!!

hello you *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Noooooo!
*gnaws at net*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)
# hello CW
that's graping my squildo more than somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Is it?
You could probably milk your prostate with the probulator too if you liked. I'm sure the squeegs won't miss it.

(Thank you very much lovely micto-man)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)
# that looks to me like he is about to reverse liposuction his butt to make it nice and big
am i right?
btw i know for a fact itshatorabitch is preparing her 1000post picture as we speak, so gather round crowd
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahaha no
The squeegs are only interested in probulating, they don't abduct, give big butts, then return the victim to earth.

The sofa companies would love them if they did though!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:41, archived)
# he appears to be quite hypnotised also.
very woo indeed, younglady!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)
# He's been knocked out with Squeeg juice
You don't want to know where that comes from!

Thank you gorgeousness :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)
# You am a worry
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)
# happy bb-day!
Yar!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)
# tar
yarr
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)
# COR!
Lookit!

Yay! Happy wossname!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)
# grassyarse
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Happy b3ta day you scottish weirdie.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Thank you
*cops a b3taday grope*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Ouch
My third nipple!

*secretly pleased*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:34, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:37, archived)