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# Graaah! Pants!


Flick her off
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Haha
wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Hahaha
my friend is often accused of being a necrophilliac. mind if i send this to him? (after you've tagged it if you want.)
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Why often?
Does he keep being found in uncompromising positions with cadavers?

He hasn't been out mulking has he?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# There's a tv documentary that should be made.
"Mulking: A Non-Necro's Guide"
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:34, archived)
# *bokes*
You should present it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Me?
Why me?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:44, archived)
# It was your idea.
Plus you could pull off this nifty victorian serial killer top hat and cane outfitty thing.

And I'm not presenting it, my grandma will not be amused. Especially since she's just learnt how to google.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Aw, just send it.
I'm sure he'll enjoy cracking one off over that.

And frankly, that's reward enough
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:34, archived)
# £3.50?
No ta, I've got limewire
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# You do?
You should get on to the doctor's about that.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:34, archived)
# yay.
free spyware.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Didn't think
limewire had any...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# It does.
Shit loads of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:41, archived)
# This is why I use Soulseek.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Yeah, well...
At least I'm sorted if we have a power cut.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# That's why there's two issues of Voluptuous in the bathroom.
My collection of early 2000s Razzles are still at my parents.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Good stuff
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# "Rattle" Surely?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Pfft.
Nice one - didn't think of that.

*puts on revenge list*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 1 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Big Office Laugh Of The Day Award!
we larfed and larfed and larfed and then pondered some and larfed even more - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Nice one!
Here's something related:


(Because flowers are plant-penisses/penes)
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Heh, you win.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 1 May 2007, 0:56, archived)
# hahaha
This makes me dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Fantastic
Psst - the biggerer bit doesn't have the 'Porn of the Dead' headline
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 18:57, archived)
# would
.
(Shpadoinkle Serious Awesomness, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 19:10, archived)
# There is a film called Porn of the Dead.
NSFW
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 1 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# 'Tis true, 'tis true.
See for yourself:
www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/porn-dead.php
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Sat 5 May 2007, 23:16, archived)