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# Equal under the eyes of (a Christian) God



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(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I went to America once
it was shit

they looked at Russian and Arabic stamps in my passport then asked me if I was a terrorist, and also if I had been on a farm

/jacob dyer blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# ^This
It was rubbish and I have no desire to go back again. There're much better places I want to visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:13, archived)
# yer
Slough Officially Better Than America
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# SOBTA!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# yeah!
*registers domain*

although SOBTA appears to be 'Polish Fireball Network'

*confuseds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# they treat us very shabbily everytime we go
i have vowed to never go again, but i have family over there so it's becoming tricky

the US are fucking nazis, i really can't blame muslims for wanting to blow the place up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Careful what you type here . . .
I heard some of them can read . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# it's not indivual shermans that i have a problem with
it's the national identity and the government
they claim to be pure christians, yet they spend more on porn than food and treat their poor like absolute shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# indeed
the majority of merkins I have met have been entirely amiable and intelligent

there's a word for this and I can't think what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Tourists?
The ones clever enough to leave their country?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# strangely
the ones I met in America (San Francisco) had more about them than the tourists I've met here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Hasn't George Dubbaya Bush waged a war on Tourists?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I think so
those tourists and their damn nucular bombs.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Thank you and
welcome to Bush Amerika.

He's a fucking embarrassment to a great many of us. Him and his sort have a pretty weird interpretation of Christianity...

/visits Hants next week in fact...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# When my girlfriend went she had to fill out a questionaire
"Are you a terrorist?" was a question on it.

Because I'm sure that's going to catch them out.
(horrid, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# pfffft!
did they burn your neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# next time i go to thje US
i'm taking a bomb with me
that'll fuck 'em
a middleclass whitebloke travelling with his family
it's not like they don't treat us all like scum anyway
*seethes*
you are free to do what you're told
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:13, archived)
# The papers will just use artistic licence and say you were born in pakistan
Or pretend you don't exist and point fingers at other terrorist organisations
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# In the US
you have the inalienable rights to Life, Freedom and the Pursuit of Pleasure...unless of course they decide you should be locked up and killed.


"Inalienable!"

"You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means..."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Haha
I cleverly avoided the "decontamination mat" last time i went to the us in a vain hope that mad cows disease would spread from the bottom of my boots to the entire us cow population.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha
nice one SMASH THE SYSTEM!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# that would actually be a great compliment to society
white british atheistic sane man blows up plane. it would put things in perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# let's just nuke the yanks
and give the radiated mess left behind back to the indians
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# that's what happened at Bhopal
er, with some words moved around
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Splutter . . .
. . . wipes tea from laptop screen
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# if they want to go to america they should be shot anyway
why the fuck would you want to go there? get some fucking culture!

...*ends rant*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Beef jerky
and root beer. Thats it. And root beer taste like shit.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# biltong is better than jerky
i do like ding dongs and ho ho's though
not enough to object if the country was wiped off the face of the earth though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# HAW HAW HAW HAW
DIPLOMATIK IMUNAHTEE
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Biltong is by far
the superior smoked beef yes i agree, where do you get it from? there's a deli near me that sell it in big strips with chilli seeds pressed into it. Fuckin great stuff AND it doesnt make your children grow extra testicles and cancers like that american meat can.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Every good south african store will have it.
If there isn't one nearby,
www.biltong.co.uk/SearchResult.aspx?CategoryID=9
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Hey, thanks for that :)
/whips out the switch card
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I love the big slabs of biltong that you have to sit down with a sharp knife
and cut out edible chunks
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# droeworst
is much micer, particularly the peri peri one.
/lousy vegetarian blog
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Nah, I've always found it too chewey.
Droeworst is to biltong what sausages are to steak.
and steak ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# For cheap jeans
and to see the World Trade Center(sic).

Oh................
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Is god a christian then?
I think its an amazing coincedence that the son of god was born on xmas day! Of all the other days in the year! And then for him to wake up on easter sunday of all days... well thats just a miracle i think...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# conspiracy
David Icke was also born on his own birthday

summat weird going on there

oh look...a bee!

beeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# that makes me very angry on lots of levels
all men are created equal my arse.
homeland security. toss.
my boyfriend is already nervous about US customs, as due to a quirk of genetics, his part finnish/swedish/british/(possibly)portuguese genes have conspired to make him appear vaguely central-asian. so now he's f***ed just for *looking* a bit pakistani.
*angries*
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Quite
same over here if you're Brazillian
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# America's off the list
of places to visit thanks to the stamps in my passport.


(cfb)
Better late than never; was detained on the way here.....
(Rev O'Lucian will unfortunatly age on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:45, archived)