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[challenge entry] Short and simple (brown hat = cat)


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(Bman36, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:44, archived)
# thank goodness for the explanation
I think I've RISsed on every entry so far.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I agree
I don't understand a single one of these 'cockney' jokes unless it is spelled out for me. And yes, I;ve read the wikipedia artikel. This sort of locks out anyone who isn't raised in the UK I guess.

Then again, this is an English website, but there are a lot of people from outside the UK (including me) that might want to join the compo of the week...
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# ^this^
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:06, archived)
# I think about every other compo
locks out non-british people on the whole
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Well, not all, but I can recall a some that did.
(Who the hell is Boris Johnson? Remember that compo?)
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Then again
there was one compo all about the events of 9/11

- as an Englishman, I was confused for quite some while over what event had taken place on the 9th November. And what the relevance of all the burning buildings and aeroplanes was.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# yeah, but we have the same date confusion in Teh Hollands
as we use the same system as you do

good evening, mister!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Heheh
you silly.
But I do agree. How are you, fine sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# What's my view on Boris? I've forgotten my view on Boris
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boris_Johnson
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:21, archived)
#
Just pop it up here so we can get an opinion on it. Now does anyone notice a passing resemblance?

One of my images:

And one of NTMB's?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# These pics look nothing like eachother!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Yeah.
Just my paranoia then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Nothing alike
There is clearly a cocktail sausage stuck to the knuckles of the man in the second pic : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Hehehe
I think that was my comment at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:13, archived)
# haha yeah thats from my account
but it was posted by one of my co-workers using my pc. I shall take the blame, as its from my account
(ntmb, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:10, archived)
# And just happened to tag it for you as well?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:12, archived)
# i tag most of my work images
he posted it about work an he tagged it.. what can I say other than sorry it won't happen again, and technically it didn't happen in the first place as it was my account but not my jiggery pockery of the image.

I've taken the blame, said sorry, I will lock my pc when i walk away from it in the future... ok?
(ntmb, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:14, archived)
# haha
that is some bollocks you are speaking there kid.

Look, when you get caught out it's customary on b3ta to stick your bare arse in the air, take your fucking like a man and move on. You'll get forgiven that way.
Making up bollocks about your £32K a year job making LOW FUCKING POLY hands will just get you hounded out of here.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:17, archived)
# i wish it was bollocks old son
i wish it was
(ntmb, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:18, archived)
# It's fine
We all believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Michael Jackson
asked to use my bathroom once! True story...*

*May contain goonies
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# So other people at your place of employment
make images for b3ta by robbing other people's images, they then have the audacity to tag it with your name and THEN use your account to post them? You should't be allowing others use of your account, but then it's not true now, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# no
I am known for posting images and shopping about at work, my account is always logged in, just open b3ta and its there, I never have to log it.. ahh the miracles of modern technology

its not hard to do a two minute shop job and then post it you know.

they wanted to get me into trouble and have some fun at my expense, and lo and behold I've got into a pile of shit over it.

I'm smart enough to NOT tag an image that isn't mine
(ntmb, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# I know what you mean.
my butler is well known for coming on here after I have gone to bed at a sensible hour. You can tell it's not me because all the posts are made by a ranting old drunk and the images are shit. I sympathise with you. And after that I ignore your lying arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:26, archived)
# And he drinks all your port
And keeps beer in your pants! Have you noticed him tagging your port at all?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:30, archived)
# the bastard.
And you should hear some of the abuse he comes out with, it's shocking. I tell you, if he was not in a 3-way marriage with my driver and the gardener I'd sack him XD
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# But I need the work!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:36, archived)
# haha
in other news. Is Final Destination 3 any good?
It's that or Jarhead ( seen Jarhead ) oh or Next with the missus but I hate Nicholas 'one trick pony' Cage.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I was thinking of watch Batman Begins again.
There is Who Wants to be a Superhero on SIFI:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# I'm going with FD3
but I know I'll regret it. The other two were shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# hands a hobnob.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:18, archived)
# ta
just made a cuppa...
(ntmb, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:19, archived)
# have one of theses
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
And you're ROGERED!
One does love a bit of this :D
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:25, archived)
# gimme gimme
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Sorry
Some tosser nicked it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Exactly
Altering it is one thing. Putting it in a new post and tagging it.

Must work in marketing!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# pffft
for marketing read "zoo or nuts"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# ^ thatto
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:36, archived)
# hmm
I like the second one better

is that the correct answer?
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:11, archived)
# what was the original like?
(I'm being pedantic, but any evolutionary style comparison involves 3, not 2, objects. Humans are more related to chimps than bananas - it makes little sense to say "how related are these two").

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:12, archived)
# "the library is closing in 20 mins"
click on the start button and select shutdown.

TURN THE POWER OFF ON THE MONITOR ONLY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:13, archived)
# The arms were a lot lower down
It was a bully the flid one:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:17, archived)
# yeah I mean. It's not like the original was any fucking good
but it's the principle, right mate? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:22, archived)
# *takes toys away*
I did it a long time ago. I was poor and I needed the money. It was actually put as a new thread on the same page as I pearoasted as a sunthread!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:33, archived)
# haha
*strokes*

there, there. I'm only joshing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:36, archived)
# I remember this and also remember thinking
"my word, what absolute caddery. Why, it's just not cricket!"

In other news. This has been going for nearly 40 minutes and is getting on my tits. It better be worth it.


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:15, archived)
# i'm a cockney and i've never heard anybody use that one
"'ere, mar brahn's only gone an' 'ad bladdy kittens int'she?"
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Needs more cowbell.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:54, archived)
# erm


southern shandy drinking wanker speak for hat is 'titfer'


(apologies to all you southern nonces but I had to get the point over, you see? Have a lager top and relax ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:01, archived)
# hubba hubba!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:08, archived)
# THat's OK
We're just impressed you got the keyboard to work without chewing it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA!
How utterly hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:12, archived)