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# poor chalky!
rick stein is on telly but it says it's chalky the dog's last appearance! he must have died!

R.I.P Chalky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Yeah you may want to head to the bunker now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:15, archived)
# aye sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:17, archived)
# oh,
and i demand a chevron!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# here it goes!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# more
more!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# someone join my chevron
it is warm inside
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# chevrons!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# weeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# mwhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# we need more
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# more what?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# horrah for one woman chevrons!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# please join...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# it is going kinda well...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# That's not the bunker!
Where's the tea area?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# behind
the camera
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# chevron it HARD
you bitches
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# o0 get you
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# OK where is the tubgirl corner then?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# that's in
your bunker, not ours
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# i always imagined the b3ta bunker to have more
angry midgets
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
#
ginger ones?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# angry ginger midgets?
are they angry because theyre ginger or because theyre a midget?
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# neither
someone stole their bitesized ginger snaps, THAT made them angry
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# everyone comments on the lack of tea
and toast
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# haven't posted it for a while
but did you say
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Do people ask you why "Toast" is spelled wrong on your tshrit?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# nope
because it's not

si:

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# flaming TOATS
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:38, archived)
# what have you done!!!
you have slightly damaged the toats!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Blimey
That's big.
There's danger of them boy types starting to kick a ball around in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# i would allow none of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# I doubt you'd have much choice
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# balls to them!
/joke
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# too many windows
there's techy types on this site, they'll go blind if they look directly at natural light!!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# that's a bit harsh
rick stein's not that bad
there are worse things to be flamed for

oooooooh, no picture
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# actually
i'm quite enjoying the heat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# touch ham?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# hahahaha
a bit of fart came out when i clocked this.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# I like that animation
but I worry about the source.

pelvic exercises?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# well that
just arouses me in a strange manner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# please expand on this topic
thanks. signed. the board
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# rather horny motions
but also looks female.....

now i'm getting worried...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:35, archived)
# could be that guy from Led Zep
with the hair
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:39, archived)
# hmmmm
you could be right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:43, archived)
# that is driving me INSAY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AYNE
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# sorry
had an urge to borrow that and stick Tony Rudd's head on it.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Christ you fuckwit
Get the fuck out of here what the fuck is wrong with you. Don't even bother reading the FAQ, just fuck right off this board. Forever. Cunt.
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# twat
chill, you'll live longer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# *shakes tits*
beat that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# watches
*gets slapped*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# *shakes man-tits*
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:35, archived)
# shake em all you want
mine are bigger ( . ) ( . )
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
# *watches*
*gets strangely aroused and makes his excuses*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Well now!
*Monocle pops out*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# don't mess with a woman
with P.M.T. we can murder and get away with it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# If only I were a woman.
Eh?
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# *Backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# *Jams monocle into your eye*
I do believe you dropped this sir.
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# While we're off topic
I'm red-green colour blind and would appreciate advice.
porche a1 cdc
(catsfather, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# MORE COWBELL
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# More bastwank
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Didn't you hear?
Chalky's last appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# I still damn clicked

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# the purpleness
made me hover
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Ha!
Teh purple informer!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# I moused over
I clicked


It was good
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Excuse me
Where's the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Be not flustered Flowerpot!


I made newbee a badge to wear
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# haha
nice bevelling ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Nice communications the other day!
Having fun here! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# beveling is a word that sounds really rude
it also sounds like it's fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# NO SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Fetch
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# my goodness its quiet in here today
*demands compensation*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# best noob reply ever
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# that's not a reply
it's a home movie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# can i borrow your head dobber sometime?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# if you want
i just hit the keys with my tongue now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# you don't get out much do you?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# the stumps
make it hard to open doors
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
Hahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# You rape houses you do.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:35, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Not only do you not have a picture to post
not even a shit one but you come at us with tales of a vile little rat-dog who died 4 frigging months ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# good god!
are you always that ugly?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:42, archived)
# you just don't know b3ta at all do you?
signed up Monday and never went near a faq or saw what goes on here. Sad, because it's usually nice to have tits around. I mean, fleshy mammal tits and not the usual adolescent teenage boy tits that are usually here.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:45, archived)
# i'm not a boy
i'm not an adolescent.
i'm not an ill-mannered ugly bitch either.
still, we can't all be the same, can we?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:47, archived)
# you also seem to have some failure at grasping
the English language for if you had you would note that I actually mentioned the fact that you are not a boy in the previous post. Don't make me invite you to lackworld.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:51, archived)
# well it's been swell
but the swelling's gone down. some of us have to go to work now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Some of us will never have to work again
and that miss, is the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# i didn't know
that gurning competitions paid that well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# I have one message left before 3k - it's a shame to waste it on you but what the fuck...
Fuck off.

Actually no, don't just fuck off.


Fuck off with a lifesize replica of the Flying Scotsman up your anus - and if you come back, just fuck off again.


*clicks ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# a tad harsh i feel
(horrid, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# i don't mind
it's fun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Ignore the silly people.
I remember when all this was fields and one could post an image you'd been emailed and it got front paged.
They mean no harm and know no better.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# *siiiiiiiiiiigh*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
# weet weet weet weet
*screams*
Howdy foof *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# come on now...
read the FAQs
shaking one's lady bits are not enough here....
you can Gaz me later with those...
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:17, archived)