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# late for work
have an exploding head, the smug git.



No,I don't know why, either.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen:
The next leader of this country.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 14 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Good!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 14 May 2007, 10:01, archived)
# riddance.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:02, archived)
# to
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# chiuauas
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:05, archived)
# You!
How dare you laugh at me in my special caving hat?!

*shuns*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:04, archived)
# 'Special' being the operative word?
Come down to Bath and I'll take you through a proper cave (or come down to Priddy and I'll show you some sumps and scare the willies out of you).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:06, archived)
# I don't want to see a proper cave
it'll be dark and claustrophobic and scary.

I like my namby pamby show caves.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Goatschurch is an ex-showcave.
also pretty easy and safe.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Ah
but would it chip my nails? :P
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# i misread that
and 'caving' became a new horror
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Kents Cavern FTW!
although - saying that, I haven't been for approx 15 years
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Et tu swaza!
Wookey Hole's about my level to be honest :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# yeah - me to
i love caves - as long as I can walk out when I'm bored :¬D

edit: how rude of me - 'ning IVV
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Ningles Dr S
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Wookey Hole is a pretty serious cave.
A friend of my mountaineering boss, when I was an arborist, was a cave diver and when he copped it (he went on a dive and the woman he was diving with died - he went back to retrieve her body with another partner and he died - cave diving is not for vegetarians) the put him, with some die, through wWookey Hoel and he came out the other end.

It's a huge system and nobody has yet reached the end, by some distance.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# *shudder*
I am strictly a tourist!

*goes to buy scrumpy and a novelty pencil in Cheddar*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I have reached the end
all i had was a pair of speedos and some goggles.
AND I accidentally left my sandwich box half way round and had to go back for it...
actually...come to think of it... no, no I didn't.
But it would have been cool if I had.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Not my sort of thing
I'll stick to wandering round Chislehurst Caves thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Largest I've been in
was the Little Neath River Cave system : much smaller than Wookey Hole by a long way, but very scarey none-the-less.

Starts off as a small hole in the side of a river bank and ends up as vast caverns.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Are you local to me then?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:16, archived)
# nope
I live in Leeds

but visited it many times when I was younger
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Isn't it the law that you have to go to Kents Cavern
if you're on holiday in SW Devon?

I've been...
Kents Cavern!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I have been.
It is in Paignton though, which is where my Father grew up.

My friends from Paignton work here.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I think I was taken to Paignton every year up until the age of about 11
and there was a beach where they made sand sculptures - that could be somewhere else though,
oh, and a steam train that went past the beach and everybody waved.
again this could have beens omewhere else.
I know nothing :¬(
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# The beach with the sculptures is Weymouth.
The steam train is possibly Dartmouth, maybe Dawlish.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Weymouth
yes - ah now I remember
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Wouldn't mind if we had a say in it all
But we don't. It sucks.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Why should you?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Cos if I had a say
I wouldn't vote for him
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# But why would you get a vote for the PM?
We NEVER get to vote for the Prime minister and never have.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
# That's not how the voting system works in this country anyway
we vote for the local bod. The party with the most seats chooses which of them gets to be PM.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
# You can vote for him if you join the Labour party.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Only if they let you
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# If you are a full member of the party then you can vote.
Obviously I'd never join the Labour Party though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# But Socialists
aren't allowed.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Bloody right as well
Woolley thinking twits.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Boom
are you late for work as a direct consequence of animating GB's exploding head?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:02, archived)
# that
and the car won't start

/waiting for the AA blog
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# GB = Gordon Brown...
GB = George Bush...

GB = Great Britain...

GB = Gigantic Bollocks...

Coincidence?

Fate?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# BEES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Boom boom boom shake the room

good 'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# n- to the i- to the n- and g!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 14 May 2007, 10:09, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# WY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Recent comment:
"Would you mind anyone oppossing you for the leadership?"

"Of course not. That's what democracy is all about."

Surely democracy is about letting THE PUBLIC decide who should be our Prime Minister...?

/political soapbox blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Depends what sort of democracy
The democracy in this country involves choosing which party you want running things.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Indeed, the ruling party gets to pick their own leader and therefore the PM
Funny how the Tories didn't demand a snap general election when Thatcher resigned.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Labour did though
That's the job of the Opposition, not the Government.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# A fair point!
I guess the public would be a little happier if there was a leadership contest, so at least someone has elected him!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I'm fairly sure that at the last General Election
someone pointed out 'Vote Blair, Get Brown'. It can't really be a surprise to anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# This ^
Is correct.

We're not american, ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# And thank god for that
My arteries couldn't take it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Yeah but we wouldn't be the first major democracy
to be led by a man we didn't vote for...
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Mon 14 May 2007, 12:02, archived)