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# another


this one is called 'Harmonious Tiger'
(Dame Throktar McBurgermuff, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# More like a hungover giraffe
imho
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# ^This
'Ning all!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# OI OI
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# 'Lo
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# 'Ning!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Wotcher Debs
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# You're a bit late this ning
I hope you have a note from your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Off work poorly
Treated myself to a lie in :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Nice!
This is actually my first day in work for about a fortnight :/

*makes you a nice cup of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# 'photoshop-filtered giraffe'
would be a better title
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Photoshop filters ftw.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# needs more diplodocus cervix
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
#
'Harmonious Tiger'
'Photoshop Filters FTW'

I'm sorry, that wasn't very nice of me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# you cunt
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# are you asking me out on a date
mrs crab apple?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Oh dear
I'm inclined to agree this time :/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# YAY \o/
i'm not normally a cunt, honest.
but i've had a bad morning
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# :(
*comforts*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# I imagine you're...
...all talking in Brian Sewell voices whilst criticising the poor lads work.

It's a brave bugger that puts their stuff up for comment. (I thought it looked liked dead skin cells myself)
(The Woeful Shirker Pass me my thinking grenades..., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# i see E.T.
playing with dominoes with no spots. this confuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# paint me blue and call me stupid but...
I see no tiger
it's not stripey
it's not yellow and black
no fangs
no claws
not whiskers
no mangled wildebeest carcass
in fact nothing whatsoever to suggest tigerishness
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# how many paintings don't appear to depict what they claim to?
(horrid, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# 12
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# haha
damn i did an "officelol" there.
did i say it right?
officelol?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# haha
true, but it's impressionistic. it's designed to invoke tigerishness as a concept :)
(Dame Throktar McBurgermuff, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# meh, doesn't work for me
I would have thought this was a more abstract work, I'm no expert but to me the like of turner is proper impressionism. power and steam is a good example, it conveys the impression of speed and power and trains going woosh but if you don't happen to be in the same frame of mind the artist was in when he painted it and you don't pick up on the cues that convey speed and whoosh then it has the advantage of also actually looking like a train
if you want to invoke tigerishness, then think, what is tigerishness? to me it's stripes, claws, striding across the serenghetti devouring wildebeest.
if I had any skill as a painter I'd paint a tiger on the plains but the painting would be overlaid by stripes that look like the tiger has clawed the canvas and these stripes blend with the stripes on the tiger but at the same time as the are tearing the canvas they are also tearing the flesh of the wildebeest in the painting

now that's impressionism

and I'm shit at painting but I'm pretty handy at tattyshop and I'm going to try that later
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# not bad....
keep going and ignore all the fuckheads!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:08, archived)