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# Neither funny, optimised nor particularly good

but I'm back from China after raising £21,000 for Oxfam! Huzzah!
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# that didnt animate at 1st for me
i thought it was sunday!
Woo!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Monkey fudge,
monkey fudge,
Fudge like you and me!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# well done...huzzah!
you *could* make him kick some kind of animal though...possible a sponging panda
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# You mean a panda mopping up a spill?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I think you've just given yourself a task...=)
And "he" is me.
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Nice hat.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# nocando mate
I'm at work and actually quite busy

If no-one's done it by tonight I'll give it a go though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Threadjacks. ( sorry poster, well done on the charidee )
Stop being busy.


Click for bigger (193 kb)

You are also being 'devilised' but that's for later.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:13, archived)
# I don't know why...
...but I'll have a go

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Hah hah!
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Spacky lady behind tree alert!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I think she's humping it
like some kind of animal in heat
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Looks more like
she's punching it tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# donkeypunch ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Give me an opinion on this as a basic design for my site:
www.wastedindustry.com/site/index2.html

Everyone else can shitfling as much as they like too :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Very dark
but that's you I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Heh you could say that....
It displays pretty well on most screens though. I reckon your monitor brightness is down.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
#
close, open, mute and unmute are a bit hard to read. sound effects on websites make baby jesus cry.
apart from that it's COCKING ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Sound effects can be disabled by pressing 'mute'.
The font can be changed :)

Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# you're most welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# its shit


not really it's WOO!, but i think the content needs some work.

the mechanics looks great, i also think you could do with a pre-loader in there as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# The content obviously needs some work :p
This is really just the menu design I'm working on.

The preloader will be added very soon - the site as a whole is up to 230kb already so it needs one!

Thanks for the advice :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# no problems.

i is likeing the metal effects and it is seeming very much how i would expect a menu for you to be. i might suggest just the odd kitten for fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Kittens may be an option...
Might have to be black ones though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Nice!
As long as it's used for something good. Unfortunately some excellent designs like this get used for websites which are shit and then the design and snacky stuff just gets annoying.

Edit: A preloader might be good but please please please don't have a 'click to enter' I hate those things.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Ta :)
The site is being designed to promote myself as a DJ essentially, although it will also have information about myself.
Think music samples, tracklists, pictures, club information etc etc.
Might have some promotion of my regular clubs on there too.

And yeah, I hate 'click to enter' things too - this will have a preloader and then fade straight to the site.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# £21,000? Crikey well done!
and welcome back
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# You walked the Great Wall?
Cool! Although from what I hear, that doesn't take long these days...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Not all of it
5 days worth with 7-to-8 hours of walking per day.
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Cool!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Hurrah
for raising wodges of cash!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Hal Jordan's looking very out of shape
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Hence the never-ending exercise
=)
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:12, archived)